Another question, isn’t 19 a little to old to be a senior in high school?

“Did you bring enough dong for the whole class?”

Mesa Police announced that nobody else in the yearbook photo wanted to press charges against Osborn

“Nutting will low-ball him”

I think it’s fine if that’s not someone’s “thing,” but the mass attitude of “we’re so much better than that” around here is something I find absolutely hilarious.

If Cirque du Soleil is a possible item on your bachelor party itinerary, you should not be arranging bachelor parties.

Vegas on the cheap:

To be fair, Vegas tourist drunks are pretty special themselves.

“eat before you start doing coke.”

First pick looks like Gerrit got this tongue stuck to the pole a la Christmas story.

Well, I’ve never been afraid to speak my mind. Under a ridiculous pseudonym. In a virtual place where literally nothing is at stake. I don’t use the word “hero” often, but I consider myself the greatest hero in the history of America. (If America is, indeed, where I am from.)

I cannot wait for Trump to lose the presidential election. Crying Jordan will be tweeted at him 31 million times. Trump and CJ were made for each other.

“What’s that stuff he’s doing near the rim?”

Great, another athlete abusing a woman.

That was delightful

Only one rule for parents bringing kids on planes: Don’t be a fucking asshole.

3)But if you absolutely must, duct tape.

You have two options:

What’s better, make him a felon and throw him in jail for a few years, have him come out and most likely be unable to find a reasonable job? Then we’ll complain he and other low-earners are hurting the economy. Seems like we can stop this cycle by forgiving 17 year olds who made a very idiotic—that ultimately would be…

“Maricopa County”