Thank goodness. If Curt Schilling isn’t posting non-sequitur memes to Facebook, how am I supposed to teach my kids right and wrong?

At first glance, I thought it was Kruk.

I am still scarred from the years of verbal abuse suffered while I was a house soccer league ref back in high school. I remember being told by an 8 year old girl’s grandma that I f***ing sucked in life (I was 16 years old), while that same little girl couldn’t have cared less about the game.

an adult brawl at a Florida Little League game

Tiny Catcher: Goddamnit, that was my ride home.

I ran so far away from this joke

Yeah, Schindler’s List was amazing.

Whatever Happened to Johnny Fucking Football?

There could be a planet-killing asteroid headed our way carrying Mothra, Godzilla, and King Ghidora the Three-Headed, and Vin Scully would make it all okay. “Funny story about Godzilla: Did you know that he’s the reason that the planet Uranus is tilted on its side? Well, it went like this...”

“Two on, two outs, two strikes, two balls and the score is 2-2 deuces wild!”

I’ve been waiting a decade for him to get a Presidential Medal of Freedom. Nobody spreads more love for baseball, the kids on the Dodgers, the kids on the Dodgers’ opponents, America, and, I don’t know, anything else in the world that’s good.

During a Phillies broadcast this week Vin Scully’s name came up. They mentioned how Scully’s first year calling Dodgers games was Connie Mack’s final year as manager for the A’s. Connie Mack was born during the Civil War!!!

As a life long Giants fan, my father told me at a young age, a very important thing “We hate the dodgers, but everyone loves Vin Scully.” That man can make watching paint dry entertaining.

Came here to respond to the first Vin truther who tried to pull this. Vin obviously meant that the 13 colonies “signed” the Declaration of Independence through their individual representatives.

“If I suck at it, it’s not my fault. I’m not qualified to be President.”

Can we make this a series of Vin Scully takes; weekly, daily from current from the past i don’t care i need this in my life.

Vin Scully is an American treasure. If he wasn’t the announcer in Kevin Costner’s “For Love of the Game”, that movie would be approximately 59% worse.

Earlier this week, during a Arizona/Los Angeles game on the MLB network, Vin explained why the foul pole has the netting. Apparently it all stems from a particular game at the Polo Grounds in the 1930s. A GAME VIN SCULLY WAS AT.

This is awesome. I wouldn’t mind it if Deadspin shared Vin clips all year.