I was hungry one night and rolled into a tacqueria on the corner, and lo and behold, what should be on the menu but lengua and tripa as meat choices. I cried a little, and told the waitress in my best “not a native speaker” Spanish for the lengua plate. She gave me the “alright, good luck” side-eye that you get when…

No, it requires no explanation because white people tend not to eat beef tongue. For evidence, please see all the comments on this post about how gross eating tongue is/would be.

I said what I meant. See all the comments here going “no way!” while they drive to the store to buy white-meat chicken that was put into a chlorine bath.

Everything you just mentioned is literally old-school peasant food. Keep complaining about “bourgeois food” while you buy boneless, skinless chicken breast at the grocery store EL OH EL.

Yum! Lengua tacos. The food you can french kiss.

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I’ve had that look before. I usually get it when I’m in a room with lots of people and I realize I’ve just sharted myself.

“ I like that......BOY”- Goose Gossage

It’s just a joke calm down zack

This guy gives the children of Detroit foul balls. Their city government gives them foul water.

Johnny Futon.

I feel like part of it is brand protection. Like She needs some black people to continue to co sign her. And black women will never, so she went out and scooped up and ashy larry. But someone should let her know ashy larries are a dime a dozen.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

Bad, very bad, kinja.

The really frustrating thing for fans of every other MLS team is that MLS is supposedly cracking down on challenges where a player puts his studs into another player or otherwise does a “studs up” challenge. A lot of players have gotten reds under this new “emphasis” but De Jong puts his studs deliberately into the…

Step 1 - Fry the egg instead

Hot take comin’ in!

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Going to the bear spa certainly looks more relaxing than what I’ve seen of seal clubbing.