moistowlet
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Dumb.

Nope, that’s not the point. The point is that pretending he hasn’t discussed or denied it is just weird.

Jez, I love you, but this horse seems confusingly beyond dead. I absolutely believe in believing the victims, but... Kirkman straight up said it’s not him two years ago, and specifically called out Jezebel for spreading these rumors:

Yep. The last time this issue was discussed the writer did the same thing, and the commenters all pointed out that he addressed the allegations directly.

A.J. Dualerio would approve.

Wow, doubling down on this crap even after Kirkman’s statements. Gawker never really died did it?

Next time don’t comment.

r/IAmVerySmart

learn to take a joke and maybe the world won’t implode because you can laugh at something

He just got his bell rung a bit. Some smelling salts and gatorade and he should be just fine.

“because of many things that have been reported by the media.”

Like...direct quotes? Like those “many things”?

Homestar Runner reference? Wow. Day complete. Well done.

Shit, he could write for Deadspin!

Even if you could somehow remove the other context (like, for example, that Jamele Hill was absolutely correct), this is the White House press secretary openly calling for a private organization to fire a journalist for criticizing the President. That is fucking insane.

Calling someone a white supremacist simply because they embolden and espouse white supremacist ideals is like calling someone a pedophile simply because they sexually molest children.

Haven’t listened to it, but I hear she addresses the story and says that it’s not CK. I can’t be bothered to listen.

I hope karma bites you on the ass and you lose two or more of your vehicles. Unless someone’s life is in danger it’s not your property to destroy. You need to repeat the 2nd grade and learn about personal property.

Again, if it isn’t yours, don’t mess with it. Why is it idiots have a hard time comprehending this?

Oh, I’m sure after nearly a year there wasn’t one tow truck that could make it out. Even if that’s the case, there’s other ways to tow a car than punching through the side with forks. Like, many other ways. It ain’t really that hard to figure out honestly.

Then call a tow truck you fucking goober. That’s literally part of their job. Goddamn. It’s your own fault they sat there for almost a year.