moistowlet
Moist Owlet
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Oh and speaking of cowards, fuck Dave Portnoy too.

I’m just here to tell Jim Spanfeller, Paul Maidment and the rest of the cowards to get fucked.

What time does “What Time Does Game of Thrones Start” start?

The burner equivalent of wearing a fake mustache and glasses

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball my man

Bledsoe caught the ball, he should not have been removed from the game.

Pretty sure the refs don’t understand the rules.

Kinja!

“Right?!?
-Joe Biden

SMDH no one appreciates a decent chest pass anymore.

“hand you your ass”

In know right? Because supporting apartheid and climate denial are reasonable opinions!

And I think that jumping to “sex work is inherently exploitative” from “I only ever talk to people being arrested for it” is just as ridiculous.

Woman purposely makes up a mean joke about a child, canned right on time.

It is never acceptable to attack a child. Never

This type of authentic fan engagement explains why the MLS will never be a world class league.

It’s almost as if Trump is a liar and just says crazy shit all the time but people still report his words as fact.

Seems he’s doing okafor a 35 year old.

Yes, but who are you again? A pro athlete? No? Hmm

I’m not going to lie, this is the best compliment I’ve ever received.