“Theresa May has come out and admitted that little hand holding exercise with Tango earlier this year was because Mr Mighty Man was scared of a 1 degree incline...”

I see. You can pick and choose what parts of your fandom resonate with you, like not caring about the Jets’ past best players and their union-busting steroids AND not care about current Jets’ wife-beating or ultra-right wing ownership, BUT THAT’S STILL WAY BETTER than the Patriots fans picking and choosing of what is…

What you really sound like is a Red Sox fan prior to 2004.

If I were an asshole this is where I’d make the comment that we know you’re not into it for the winning by following the Jets. But I’m not that type of fellow.

Which is why I didn’t tell you you’re jealous about the winning. Which is why I did tell you you’re doing exactly the same thing you’re accusing Pats fans of doing: seeking moral high ground through your fandom.

Honest question here: why should we give a shit what other fans think about then? Why should any fan, really?

Bravo!

Go fuck yourself, you piece of human garbage. :-)

“Hi, I’m an asshole. Now I’m going to say my usual asshole things, and I fully expect all of you to rightfully call me an asshole.”

Fuckin’ 5th graders should get a job and pull their weight already, amirite?

Paul Ryan, we don’t like you here. Go away.

“branch out into food service”

I’m ready for the hateful replies to these sentiments....

I should’ve known. Gross.

You’ll be shocked that that persons comment history is trash.

A child’s job is to attend school. They will not have access to school lunches if they do not fulfill their obligations and attend school.

They. Are. Children. What the fuck are they supposed to do, have empty bellies and possibly get bad grades because their minds are on that instead of their schoolwork? And who the fuck says that getting free meals via the government for the rest of their lives will be their takeaway? Awfully presumptuous.

I mean, feel free to explain to little Janie all about your Randian jerkoff fantasy and how her mother is a leech on the system but Janie is eight and she’s hungry and she doesn’t understand why adults who have food won’t give her food when she’s hungry.

From the actual article:

Here you go: You’re a dick.