goddamn onions.

In response, a South Korean player later snorted the sidelines.

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

This sucks in a way that’s hard to put into words. Halladay is someone I’d have driven to Cooperstown to see his induction. A personal hero from back when I still had those.

Your an asshole that’s not funny at all

I find it pretty fucked up that the article mentions the names of “Jennifer” and “Tasha” but just refers to “their dogs” like they aren’t people, too. So sick of this anthropoarchal bullshit.

And Colin Kaepernick is still unsigned. SMH!

That is a total canard. As an Orthodox Jewish male, I can assure you that we have sex in much the same manner as any other married couples do.

“JuJus will not replace us” - Martavis Bryant

but Anthony ultimately left for the decidedly uncosmopolitan prarie of Oklahoma City

I just asked my two year old son where I should go. He said “Hi!”

That is a stretch.

Hey, easy there Al! Who do you think you are, stealing my material from the Deadspin comment section? I didn’t spend all this time and effort getting ungreyed to see you hijack one of my jokes.

Donald Trump and Anthony Davis have very little to do with this IMO.

Probably the feet too; they’re important here.

No, they don’t have the support of the U.S. Government. Stop with your bullshit.

You know, everyone who doesn’t vote the way you do isn’t your enemy.

This. I am beyond done with the moping and pissing and whining. People didn’t wallow in misery like this after fucking 9/11, for shit’s sake.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.