Sing along with me-


Do you want to do a burnout?
Do you want to smoke a tire?

Just pour some oil right on top, lift up the back, and watch it catch on fire!
We might lose a finger, but what the hell...at least we are wearing glooooves!

Do you want to do a burnout? It doesn’t have to be a burnout...

(My tire’s trashed,…

More like SupertrofHAYooooo!!!

Automatic braking systems suck

First.

Little did we know that the aircraft we were about to get on is almost, but not entirely, completely unlike a helicopter.

Does he know where his towel is?

This has been avant garde automotive journalism theater. Please tune in next time for Bjork hooning a Raptor while yodeling.

The advanced active sensors of the TacTom identified the pair of non-hostile pigeons on the roof at the last second and disabled the warhead to prevent civilian casualties. Had the pigeons been brandishing small arms or MANPADs it would have been a completely different story.

There would have been, no pigeons.

Well, it's Robert Kubica. I'm sure he's fine if he never sees another guard rail on a rally stage.

Or if in Quebec, Crepe tonne.

Heilige Scheiße!

I make more than that working at home for Google in just five hours!

I'm in the midst of a boozy brunch. So...umm

Have you ever tried flying a bridge?

You were born in 1999.

Same here. I'm no pilot, so excuse my lack of terminology.

Many years ago I was in the USAF for Desert Storm. I was at KKMC where we had a squadron of A-10's and F-16's. When the first A-10 to be shot out of the sky went down a foursome of F-16's took off in anger in an attempt to find and guard the downed plane. I have never seen a jet move that fast in my life. All 4…