Imagine if a male star said this. Shut up, Jennifer.

I don’t know how to deal with this level of disgust.

I know she’s divorced now, but she’s got to be really desperate to want to fuck a song that badly.

That was Holiday Inn lounge singer bad.

1. Is she trying to seduce America?

I think all the paint just fell off my living room walls

Who would have thought someone who released a song titled “Let’s Get Retarded” may not be the greatest arbiter of taste?

Durant and LeBron right afterwards, too.

Kimmel chuckling at 2:06 makes it so much better.

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.

From the look above I doubt he has been taken to task often in his life. Clean up, look professional, iron a shirt ffs.   

Taking a blacklight to that place would light it up like a nuclear bomb, guaranteed.

An R. Kelly sex palace?? My heart goes out to the landlord. I’m not sure how he’s ever going to scrub the smell of stale urine out of the place. They should burn it to the ground.

As a realtor, this makes me INSANE. Why would banks not want to make more money from any customer they can find who is qualified? Were the subjects of the article sitting down face-to-face with people or were they emailing based on referrals from realtors, which happens a ton. Sometimes, mortgage people don’t even…

I am so happy for Frances. That girl’s life has been a disaster. I’m glad we (hopefully) won’t see her go the way of her parents.

“I’m trying to be clear and honest here, someone who has decided to commit this crime, they will find a way to get the gun to do it,” Rubio said

To be even more technical, the second book wasn’t published when they started adapting the first one.

Garland was also clear he hadn’t read the other two books well before these accusations started being thrown around. Though at least Jezebel is grudgingly stating this now.

By all appearances she’s an intelligent and thoughtful woman, so I’m not surprised that she responded well.

The reference to Portman’s character being half Asian is one line in a second book so I believe she had no idea. It isn’t like her being Asian is a an actual plot point like with the Emma Stone film whose name I can’t remember or clearly more approriate for the setting like with Ghost in the Machine.