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The Obsidian Order
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Ok, 14 days in solitary confinement (which has been proven to make inmates suicidal) to punish an inmate for a suicide attempt. Makes sense.

Starting a brag thread this week because I’m so excited!

I’m honestly loving that everyone in this comment section is wondering why her Doctor Who role was omitted from the article.

Karen Gillan is probably best known as Nebula in Guardians of the Galaxy

Thank you!

No mention of the role she’s ACTUALLY best known for, Amy Pond from Doctor Who? FOR SHAME.

Fuck this asshole. My daughter is autistic. She has been autistic since she was born. I knew there was something different long before she got the MMR vaccine. My daughter being autistic is just who she is. She sees and processed the world differently. That’s okay. I wouldn’t change her even if I could. To me it

I always decided my non exist babies would wear whatever I deemed cute. Even if that means my boy would be wearing a purple and pink onesie.

My mum still buys the cans of frozen oj and mixes them in one of those old-school jugs with the pump-handle for stirring. Not only that, she adds half a package of Tang to it “for flavour!”

Ugh, that was the only juice my mother would ever buy when I was a kid... and then one day when we were on vacation, she made the mistake of letting me try some fresh squeezed. I would never drink that shit again. It’s not orange juice, it’s bitter, pulpy water.

Can we stop with the “This year sucks” meme because some famous person happened to die? Wilder was old. To paraphrase Old School “Old people die. It’s what they do”. Wilder hadn’t acted since an appearance on “Will & Grace” in 2003. It’s not like he was putting out any more movies. Feel sad, yes. He was a once in a

I’m going to watch Blazing Saddles tonight, but that’s only because I don’t own a copy of Young Frankenstein.

Well, I’m sure he learned his lesson!

I need a drink

I will never be over the fact that SVU did an episode based loosely on Anthony Weiner, in which the offending politician used “Enrique Trouble” for his “Carlos Danger” alter-ego.

He could’ve been Mayor of New York. Very easily, in fact. But dick pics were more important. And now he’s lost an amazing woman, and his son’s life will be impacted forever. Because dick pics were more important.

I paid off all of my unsubsidized school loans this week! Just cut my load in half and I haven't graduate college yet. Feeling really good about that!

On one hand, as someone who has always preferred guys who were more muscular/older/husky than the twink-y boy band members who were forced upon me as a child, I like that the “dad look” is having its moment in the sun.