Allow me to calleth bullshit on these lines: “I am not happy to write this kind of essay. Not at all. I do not like to do it.”

With the guy who makes all her tables. Calling it now.

I am so glad that when I was 14 we were still on Internet 1.0

Sorry to hear about the horrible things that happened to you because of your mom.

Ugh, this is super pathetic but I couldn’t think of anywhere else to talk about it as I am a big believer in never telling anyone anything about my private life, BUT-I’m sitting alone on a train to meet up with my wife for the holiday and my mom was supposed to come with me but after telling her to meet me in the food…

Please remember to be considerate of your neighbors this Independence Day weekend in the USA. While you may love fireworks, there may be a combat veteran suffering from PTSD close by. Try to remember that loud noises can scare people (and pets), especially late at night.

More and more I find myself dismayed at the community here. In the last month, I’ve been told that because I have internet access, my experience growing up, living with water scarcity, is meaningless.

Ugh. Republicans. They used to be reasonable. Now it’s like they have their own set of “facts.” No. I don’t think Hillary belongs in an orange. jump suit ! Steer clear of those topics is my suggestion. Plenty of other topics, just don’t go current events.

Drink vodka. More booze, fewer calories. ;p

I just started watching Supernatural and I LOVE it!! I don’t know why it took me so long to start.

Garden thread ☘🌿🌲

Officially participated in my first booty call type situation (went in with my eyes open and all). Feeling a pretty equal mixture of pride and self-loathing. I will accept Internet high fives and assurances that everything is going to be alright.

Sometimes the best brag is the one where you are a functional adult human and you do things like grocery shop, clean, and not fuck up at work. I can proudly say that that is my brag this week. And with that, here is your Brag Thread! What have you accomplished this week (whether it’s at work, at school, at home, or…

$100 grand seems too low of an amount to sue for considering they slammed a girl suffering from brain tumors head to the ground. Here’s a photo of her during arrest:

Frankly, £100000 sounds a positively modest amount for the trauma in this case. This is horrific, and someone needs to lose their job.

“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

Generally (not always) a redhead getting rid of the red hair that they are so praised for is a sign of rebellion. But, it’s hard growing up being treated like you are a vessel for your hair.

My mother taught me to always be humble

Ok, so if you did something like…microwaved the flour for 30 seconds, would that work?