It could be very well linked to your hormones. I have PCOS and one of the side effects is anxiety and depression due to hormone imbalance. The anxiety bit has gotten a little better for me since I got laid off, which sounds insane but the CEO was a psycho and spending 2 hours in traffic with a bunch of assholes was…

I do buy the barardi strawberry daiquiri mix can. I don’t even mix it with alcohol. I make it like a smoothie, with whipped cream topping. My used to make it for me when we did our big summer/spring cleaning sprees when I was a kid.

As someone who’s always had a preference for men in their 30's and is just now old enough for that arrangement to not be weird, I agree 100%.

People who are aholes about music are so draining. You just keep on enjoying Janet Jackson and ignore that rude human.

The best advice I have is to always have a backup plan. If she has not arrived on the agreed upon place at the agreed upon time, she gets a small grace period, and then you go on with plan b of making your way to the train or whatever. If you think she can handle a multi-step plan then you can tell her “mom I will…

Met my handsome on OKC. He was an awesome texter as well, but then pretty silent on our first date. He says now that it was because he was trying so hard to say anything stupid, and that it’s easier to self edit via text. He says a lot of stupid stuff now though (cute stupid stuff) so I think it wears off over time.…

Are some of those purple potatoes?

I got a tiny credit increase, so my credit score went up like 5 points. Which means I’m over the thresh hold enough that we can start looking at houses again. Woot! Baby steps!

TSA needs to chill the fuck out. My grandmother is on one of their lists, and they have to meet her to do special searches every time she flies all because of some shit that happened 20 years ago. She doesn’t mind getting felt up because she’s an old weirdo, but it does piss her off when they try to touch her hair. Ya…

I gotta get some mom whining off my chest.

My girl cat tries to smell my bum when I get in the shower. I try to be quick but I’m short and afraid to falling whilst naked, so sometimes she jumps up and I feel a whisker. I think she just loves me and is checking to make sure i’m healthy? I hope? My other cat absolutely HAS to sleep curled up next to my crotch.…

I’m allergic to eggs, but still eat raw cookie dough, because if my body is so on top of it’s keep me alive game that it thinks eggs might fucking kill me, a little ecoli won’t stand a chance.

I’m totally going to rub this in my boyfriend’s face, every time I eat brownie or cookie or cake batter, he looks at me like I’m eating a live human baby and says ‘but the eggggssssss...there’s raw egg in that...’ like i don’t know, and have not been an adult woman who’s made baked goods before.

Tim Tams are that good. If you manage to find a package (I’ve found them at HEB, Target, and World Market) buy them. See also: Tim Tam Slam....where you drink coffee through a tim tam, it gets melty and amazing.

Ok weird and gross....my human’s armpit funk smells pretty amazing. Like his actual body odor mixed with the deodorant and soap he uses. Out of all the male humans I’ve been with, he’s the only one who’s funk smells good to me. Which I think I read has something to do with him being genetically diverse enough from me,…

i just recently did the shaved head thing and, even with no hair, i don’t know how other humans go a whole week. my head gets seriously itchy by the end of day two, not to mention shiny.

Even when they’re children.

What really gets my goat is that the music in the trailers was this cool more techno-y updated version of the old theme, and then this shit is like 1000 steps in the opposite direction.

From what you’ve said, it sounds to me like you’re doing a really good job in sort of shit circumstances. You sound like a really caring parent, which is the best thing you’re daughter could have during all this.

Genuinely curious, is that a thing people say about bottle feeding, that it makes kids need braces???