I’ve started doing this lately when my brain goes somewhere I don’t want it to go, like random depressing memories that can trigger anxiety or panic, and so far it works pretty well.

When his dog walked up to him, I was literally like ‘Come on, I’m supposed to believe that sweet face is going to bite anyone’ That was not the face of a dog thinking ‘i’m going to eat your face’ that was more of a ‘hey man what’s up, I see you have some jam on your face, I can totally help you with that’

I may have screamed at the tv a couple of times ‘YOU CAN’T DIE TORMUND, BRIENNE NEEDS YOU’

I used to love modcloth, but a lot of the stuff I’ve ordered from them in the past year have really missed the mark. Sizing is all over the place (which yes it’s different brands all over the site, but when you’re selling me something that’s a 1x and you know damn well the 1x fits like a size 12, then say that on the…

My mouth is watering so much

First of all, making a disabled person walk on their residual limbs sounds absolutely horrifying. Isn’t that painful?? I’m guessing since it was his own lawyer, he must have agreed to it?

A couple of hand guns at a local gun range, it was on a date (Texas) and the guns were his, and a 10 gauge shotgun at my mother’s house.

I get so confused because I have very oil skin and at what point is my dewy-ness just my natural skin needing a blotting paper?

What an awesome birthday, I’m putting that on my life goals list right now.

Thanks! I love your name btw!

Lol oh no, she’s a (loveable) monster, she’d rip my arm off and beat me with it. I may see if they’d be willing to do it at the vet then. Thank you so much!

It’s not so much kindess as I hate when money gets in between family, I’ve seen my mother and aunt be bitter at each other over a couple hundred bucks and it is just not worth it.

There are very few friend that I hug. I have rather large breasts and I find that straight men will try to hug me to feel them, and there’s no side hug wide enough. So I hate hugging at work. It’s a very tight nit group as well and my method for avoiding hugs is just straight up telling people ‘Hi, it’s not personal…

Ok so I’m curious, did you shave him or do you take him to the groomers or something? I have a very fat cat with very fluffy dense fur, and though I imagine she’ll kill me in my sleep, I bet she’d feel better in the summer with less hair.

You fed a tiger???? Details...

I just want to have eyebrows that fantastic

Freelance work (unpaid because ALL of my family is getting married right now) and creating some more art art. I know that if I just sit down and do it that I’ll enjoy it, and if it’s art art I might be able to make some money on it, but it’s the getting start part that’s so hard for some reason.

What a little cutie pie!!!!! Congrats!!!

Fellow undead here. I was just complaining to my boyfriend today that all the gorgeous people wearing clothes in the online shops have killer tans going on and I don’t even have that option. It’s either ghost, or pink ghost.

Well good, I was worried as hell whenever SNS was late last week. If Jezebel disappears then I’ll have to actually start working while at work.