I always decided my non exist babies would wear whatever I deemed cute. Even if that means my boy would be wearing a purple and pink onesie.
My mum still buys the cans of frozen oj and mixes them in one of those old-school jugs with the pump-handle for stirring. Not only that, she adds half a package of Tang to it “for flavour!”
Ugh, that was the only juice my mother would ever buy when I was a kid... and then one day when we were on vacation, she made the mistake of letting me try some fresh squeezed. I would never drink that shit again. It’s not orange juice, it’s bitter, pulpy water.
Well, I’m sure he learned his lesson!
I will never be over the fact that SVU did an episode based loosely on Anthony Weiner, in which the offending politician used “Enrique Trouble” for his “Carlos Danger” alter-ego.
He could’ve been Mayor of New York. Very easily, in fact. But dick pics were more important. And now he’s lost an amazing woman, and his son’s life will be impacted forever. Because dick pics were more important.
I paid off all of my unsubsidized school loans this week! Just cut my load in half and I haven't graduate college yet. Feeling really good about that!
Am I gross for hooking up with my 23 year old neighbor? I’ll be 38 in December, and he knows how old I am. He was also the one who made the first move. Like, I’m not trying to date or marry him, I just want to have fun. Because prior to him the last sexual contact I had with someone was when GWB was President. It’s…
I wore jeans today for the first time since my kid was born. He’ll be 2 in a couple weeks. A few thoughts:
Sorry I’m late to the SNS party!!! Here is your belated Brag Thread. My brag: I saw the Trump statue in Seattle (the Emperor Has No Balls one)! It is truly horriffic. Not sure that counts as a brag, but oh well. Brag away, babes! Let’s hope this isn’t our last SNS together (note to Univision: we like Kinja and…
Have a rant? This is your thread to complain or talk about what ails you.
On one hand, as someone who has always preferred guys who were more muscular/older/husky than the twink-y boy band members who were forced upon me as a child, I like that the “dad look” is having its moment in the sun.
My period was late and it finally started just before I have to get back to work on Monday. Im just tired.
Allow me to calleth bullshit on these lines: “I am not happy to write this kind of essay. Not at all. I do not like to do it.”
With the guy who makes all her tables. Calling it now.
I am so glad that when I was 14 we were still on Internet 1.0
Sorry to hear about the horrible things that happened to you because of your mom.
Ugh, this is super pathetic but I couldn’t think of anywhere else to talk about it as I am a big believer in never telling anyone anything about my private life, BUT-I’m sitting alone on a train to meet up with my wife for the holiday and my mom was supposed to come with me but after telling her to meet me in the food…