mohawkins
The Obsidian Order
mohawkins

It’s not a good look to Ye, because every time you write about this rapist, they gonna mention Kanye.

I don’t know who this person is or the details of the rape accusations but as a PSA Note to all men: if you want people to think you’re NOT a mysoginistic asshole try not to use the word “bitch” when denying that you’re a rapist.

I really like Amber Rose. She’s bomb and amazing they she is giving these women a platform to tell their stories. Especially because let’s face it, law enforcement and the legal system is practically never on the victim’s side.

It’s a really, really odd choice. I assume that men do it because they erroneously assume a woman will be as insulted by being called bald as men are.

People keep insulting her “baldness” when they troll her on Twitter. I just don’t understand it because she looks bomb with shaved hair.

I can’t speak for everyone, but my eyes began rolling when she failed to attach a name to any of the people she is displaying.

The most cringe worthy for me was the mirror one. They have fucking mirrors in Africa Debra. Jesus. Trust me that kid has seen his reflection before.

I don’t get where she says she isn’t in Kansas anymore. There’s a restaurant in Liberal, Kansas that serves alligator. I’ve found it to taste like chicken, only it’s a lot chewier.

Cinemark offered them free movie passes instead.

jesus skateboarding christ....

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?

Generally (not always) a redhead getting rid of the red hair that they are so praised for is a sign of rebellion. But, it’s hard growing up being treated like you are a vessel for your hair.

My mother taught me to always be humble

Ok, so if you did something like…microwaved the flour for 30 seconds, would that work?

But this time it’s not the eggs, though. It’s the prospect of E. coli-contaminated flour.

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

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The flour currently in my kitchen was purchased at least one move ago. Last time I moved was 2014, so my flour’s clean. Bring on the cookie dough!

hey FDA- FUCK YOU. i’ve eaten about 1,00,000 pounds of raw cookie dough and i’m still standing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meh. Saying something ugly and regrettable in the heat of the moment kind of pales in comparison to murdering your children.