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The Obsidian Order
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Blackfish is the hottest 70 year old in Westeros and did more with a glare than anyone else. Jaime was not that impressive.

I am over Bronn too. His delivery is samey. He does nothing really. And his hair is a very weird colour these days. Just turns up and says something and that is it.

Another thing making me happy is imagining how fast Lady Mormont would put Ser “Nice Guy” Jorah Mormont, Lord of the Friendzone straight into his place. Please let that happen.

The Davos dialogue established her as a person. She has responsibility thousands of people. The more fighting men she sends off the less safe her people are, who knows if a band of iron douchebags might show up to raid the island. Also what if the men she sends all get killed, that’s a huge economic social loss for

The respect she commanded was absolute. And when Sansa was trying to appeal to her feminine side she was just like “fuck off” and Jon trying to appeal to her honourable side and she was just like “fuck. off.” And her little moment of vulnerability with Davos. I fucking loved her. I want all episodes with her now.

LADY MORMONT FOR LIFE. I would have just thrown my shit down and pledged my life to her right then and there. If her and Davos had a podcast, I would finally listen to podcasts.

How is Catelyn responsible for anyone’s deaths? She consistently gave her family good advice that they ignored, to their own detriment—she told Bran not to climb the building (he was almost killed), she told Ned not to be Hand and not to go to King’s Landing (being Hand and getting involved in the mystery regarding

I was rewatching eps from a previous season a few days ago and I had forgotten all about the part where Tormund’s going on about the proper way to fuck, foreplay “to get her all nice and wet like a baby seal” included. Brienne definitely needs to get on that.

To be fair, she doesn’t have a dick either. One could charitably read Yara as suggesting that there is more to sex than “p in v.” But yes, I found myself cringing for Theon (still a weird sensation) as well.

I think Margery is definitely working the long con here. I think she’s decided that there is a way to work the crazy religious devotees at the same time she cements her own power and usurps Cersei. It’s funny, because I think she’s as cunning as Cersei believes herself to be....she’s played the game and lowered

If Davos dies I am done. DONE. after having to watch Hodor and my precious dire wolf...I WILL QUIT.

Ginger wildling could get it. Brienne needs to get on that asap.

I want to see how Davos and littlefinger interact tbh. Davos is going to hate him and his fake bullshit. I just want to see Davos allllll the time though.

Yup. Also, I love Yara, but WTF with saying “I’d never hurt you baby brother” immediately after you just taunted him for not having a dick anymore?? Pretty sure that's hurtful, girl.

YAS! I came to say that. Her putting up that silencing hand with her bad bitch face made me fist pump.

Yay the Hound is back!!! And I want to be half as dominating as Lyanna Mormount when I grow up. She had them begging for 62 fighters I started laughing when that came out. I’m think Sans a sent that Raven to Littlefinger I hope this doesn’t backfire on her. Also I see that Jamie and Brienne meet again next week he has

When Lyanna Mormont holds up her Trump-sized hand dismissively to the maester?! Swoon. Now I want Lyanna to sit the Iron Throne come the series finale, while Yara and Daenerys get married and raise dragons together.

I have seen some people who have been saying they knew all along that Margeary has been faking her conversation...like, no shit? Let’s not forget she is probably one of the smartest people on the show. She and her grandmother are some badass schemers and I can’t ever imagine them being converted like that.

SANDOR MOTHERFUCKIN CLEGANE!!! FUCK YEAH!!! EAT ALL THE FUCKING CHICKENS!!!