I believe with the fan theory that the reason the Dursleys were such jerks was that they had been living with a Horcrux for 11 years, Rowling said that wasn’t her idea, but she really liked it. Point is, I think she’d admit if she didn’t think of something this good.

I prefer to think that declining enrollment simply meant more families were choosing to send their children to local, public wizard day schools rather than paying all the extra to send them off to a fancy private boarding school.

I don’t blame him for not naming names. Because, inevitably, there is the faction asking about proof.

I can't even imagine being in that predicament. I mean to know that these pedophiles are still out there but if you speak out you're the only one who would face any legal issues. That's just ridiculous and probably such a difficult thing to live with.

Anyone else suspect that, somewhere, Rowling is like, “Oh shit, I never thought about that before... I mean, yup, that’s it! Good for you! You guys figured it out! I was eventually going to tweet it, anyway.”

He was shocked when she asked to be paid, telling her he thought the money was a gift, not a loan,” the insider said. “He’s a total loser and owes her over $2 million

my nephew used to call his cousin britney “burtney”.

Also, Captain Marvel, if his brain can't comprehend anything outside of comics.

That is so awesome and I instantly love him, and this is why. My daughter is in seventh grade and a boy looked at her one day when they were talking about comics and laughed saying girls can't be Captains. She was shocked and told him captain was a rank, and had nothing to do with being a boy, which baffled him. So…

Stealing Bourtney for my next boy cat.

It always bugs me when characters in movies hang all over the toilet when they’re sick. Who has the time to do a deep clean of the toilet before barfing? I can’t be the weird one here...

That toilet is way too clean. It looks like a showroom toilet. Or am I just revealing too much about my life?

UM...Amber Heard is filing for divorce from Johnny Depp.

Suggested baby names for the tiniest Stodden:

Your comment reminded me of my dad. Yesterday, he went to talk to the 8th graders about Vietnam because he fought three tours there. They were learning about it in class. He was telling them about the pins on his hat and what they meant. He has a ranger pin because he went to Ranger school. He started to tell them…

Yes. I did.

We had a family movie afternoon recently where wifey and I showed JujyJr “Ghostbusters” for his first time. He dug it. He seems to be excited about the remake where I will use as reinforcement for my “girls and boys can do their own things, and it’s cool, but sometimes they can do the same thing and it’s cool too”…

I adore her and her crush on James Spader.