Maybe he’s running from....himself?

As an attorney, the method for bench bullies I was always taught was to say, “You’re Honor, if you’re going to hold me in contempt, I demand that the charges against me be particularized on the record as proscribed in the Judicial Canon, that a hearing be set on notice of no fewer than thirty days as due process…

“I would dress up as a girl so I could go into the girls’ locker room and jack off, so obviously any trans women are just faking it so they can look at boobs.”

There’s really a lot of that going on in old-timey medicine. Sigmund Frued had a really bad case too. Dude, just because your mom died and your dad married some lady that was only like 2 years older than you and you had a huge fucking crush on her doesn’t mean that all of human behavior is driven by our desire to bang…

He's a pretty good example of "I have a problem so all the rest of you must be wrong." Hey dude. If coffee and tea get you sexually excited...well maybe you're the ONLY ONE who really needs to stop drinking coffee and tea, or dipping your balls in it or whatever the fuck you were doing that got you on this tear, kay?

Nope. Different brands calculate it differently. There is no One True Bra Size.

Can someone explain to me what kind of homeowners insurance policy do you need to have that it pays out rape settlement claims? Am I the only one that finds that odd? Or did I misread or misunderstand?

“… If I was at a fucking bodega in Harlem and this happened to me, I would literally stab you.”

Rosario Dawson actually stabbed Paul Rudd with a fork at an awards show. He was presenting with Eva Mendez and grabbed her breast, making her very obviously uncomfortable so Rosario ran onstage and forked him! And THEN when he still wouldn’t let go she grabbed his balls!

I didn’t know about it either until he told me about it. We worked together and I used to see it happen all the damn time. It was worse when we would go out to the bar & drunk girls were all over him. As a white girl who hates people invading her personal space (I have serious social anxiety) I could never imagine…

I didn’t know white people touching black people’s hair was a thing until a couple years ago from reading this website but what a weird ass phenomenon.

Yep, I’ve watched guys lean over and yank my SO’s beard, TOTALLY without permission. My SO was good natured about it cause he likes when gay men flirt with him, but that is not at all my idea of “flirting.”

My ginger sister expierences people grab and touch her hair without permission constantly. First hand seeing this and it is very awkward. Who do people think they are? My sister and myself walked into a store looking for clothes and without warning a couple of saleswomen start grabbing her hair and asking about it as…

Actually, he was trying to touch more intimate parts of my body and just trying to hug me and squeeze me as if I were his play toy for that weekend. He would just not take no for an answer even after telling him to cut that shit out for days. Finally I snapped and when he tried to touch me I gabbed his arm and twisted…

This kind of reminds me of a time a super hot guy slapped me on the ass at a concert and I was pissed because if he’d just said hello like a human I would have given him permission to slap me on the ass in private later.

He was touching your beard. Damn, that guy needed to learn boundaries.

“I would literally stab you.” My hero.

Being considered touchable, even by you, is still not a compliment. I’m sure she’d rather you’d be inspired to respect her rather than want to be a perv with permission.

I’m with Jessica on this one. I once had to twist this guy’s arm while threatening to break it if he put his fucking hands on me one more time. This is after I had repeatedly told him to back the fuck up during one of those stupid “bear weekend” that was being held in San Francisco.

Me IRL