I also have PCOS, and ran into the same thing. My periods were super irregular, which I thought was great at first, then I went to a OBGYN and was diagnosed, and it turns out that I was skipping periods because I had so many cysts on my ovaries, they looked like the insides of pomegranates. I had to get on BC to treat…

at a bare minimum, pay cash and give a fake name, right?

I don’t get mine due to PCOS. Only one every 6 months or so.

So jealous of those of you who had their periods stop when they got either the implant or an iud. I got an implant and then had normal periods for two months before the entire system went haywire: month-long bleeds, a day or two without a period, and then back to bleeding. My doctor told me to let my body acclimate,…

Good news! Some scientists in Germany (or India? One of the two) are working on that!

Well it’s hard-wired in the DNA to have a period, because well biology. So there’s that. Now if they could come out with a male birth control that had all stopped semen but still allowed ejaculation!

Dominoes should really take advantage of this angle in their marketing campaigns

I mean, if you *have to* break some laws (embezzlement, drunk driving, the usual- these things are just unavoidable, right?), at least make sure to order Papa John’s.

I heard that when they asked her to “cough” it sounded like “Imavegan”

Pro Tip: When on the run from the police, don’t order Dominoes. I mean, we could argue that you shouldn’t be a general scumbag and do things that would lead to you being on the run from the police in the first place, but I think not ordering Dominoes is the real take away from this story.

No idea where it's from but I like it.

I’m beginning to believe that meat based products might contain sedatives. Honestly I wouldn’t have the energy for these scams and feuds.

The thing that kills me about these (all too frequent) occurrences is that I am sure before this incident he considered himself “a responsible gun owner.” I know way to many people like him, who don’t separate their weapons from their bullets, don’t keep either in a safe, don’t keep the door to the room with the…

That made me see red. When dealing with guns the rule is “Are you actively planning to shoot something/someone or in the process of cleaning the weapon? No? Then the gun is in a secured, locked box and ammunition is in a different secured locked box”. It really is not that hard. If you own a gun then it should be out…

This. “Usually” is one of those words that just doesn’t belong around guns, kids, or nuclear launch codes.

You fucking, stupid, careless asshole. Usually? Usually?

No charges?!? God I hope his ex-wife sues for total custody and wrongful death. Fuck that idiot leaving a loaded gun out. Fuck him.

She is a gossip hound and a bitch, and she says stuff that’s 100% inappropriate. For example, there is a husband-wife couple that works here in the same building. Wife is pregnant. Busy-body told her that she “enjoys thinking of [wife] and [husband] making babies together.”

I feel you, Jenny Slate. When I had a bad spate of migraines a few months ago, I barfed a lot at work and the office busy-body told everyone I was pregnant, then when I stopped barfing and was sad for a week because it was Mother’s Day and I missed my mom, the office busy-body told everyone that I miscarried.

There isn’t a team Bernie “type”. Shailene Woodley is as far away from me as possible- black, meat loving, thinks crystal magic is bullshit, openly feminist/womanist, can’t stand Shailene Woodley, etc- but I’m a Bernie Sanders supporter. It’s annoying as fuck when Hillary supporters just dismiss us, especially since I…