I just keep mine in a box. Like, a specific box in my closet dedicated to boxes/urns of ashes of loved ones. I also have some of my mom’s ashes in there along with the ashes of my kitties and photos of them. I had them on a shelf, but then I got kittens and was terrified the monsters would knock the ashes and frames…

Hey Jezzies! So, after quite a while without any more time off than a three day weekend, I’m taking a vacation with the lady friend!! I’ll be gone for three weeks, and exploring (but hopefully not Columbusing) the other side of the world.

Question:

I ran a half marathon on Sunday in 2:18:57, which isn’t fast, but it’s faster than I ran the same race last year!Also I got a fitbit for my birthday and I’ve walked 10,000 steps two days in a row! Who knew I was so sedentary at work?

Hi Jez friends! Happy SNS! This is your Brag Thread. Any grand accomplishments, big or small, you want to brag about but haven’t yet found an acceptable outlet in which to do so?

Glad I could help! This kind of “logic” really only shows up when people want to make excuses, instead of questioning and thinking critically.

His official bio on the OK legislature website explains a lot.

To which I would reply: Under that logic, Daisy Ridley shouldn’t be paid as much as Harrison Ford in The Force Awakens since she wasn’t as famous, even though she is undoubtedly the lead in that film.

Fallin, an anti-abortion Republican, vetoed the bill today because she didn’t believe it could withstand an (inevitable) legal challenge,

Luckily my broker is a badass “bitch” herself who appreciates a fighter.

I was stoned last week and felt something prickly around my bra. Thought I was just being a weirdo stoner. Nope!

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I have an image of flushing the spiders down the toilet and then an army of baby tarantulas crawling back out later onto someone’s unsuspecting tushie.

So when I was in first grade, I got in a shit-ton of trouble because during recess, I set a small fire using my glasses.

What kind of first aid does one render someone who had a tarantula climb their leg? There was no injury right?

When I see people walk through the TSA line BAREFOOT I lose my mind.

OH MY GOD WEAR YOUR SHOES

This is why our next SCOTUS appointee is so important...