I’m trying to have an opinion on this but I’m so completely skeeved out by the idea of having a stranger stay in my home lair that I can’t even think beyond that.

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I’M SORRY I JUST KINDA TRIPPED AND STUMBLED AND NOW I’M HERE DOING SCIENCE I’LL LEAVE NOW OK?!

Yet men belong everywhere they want to go, of course; and only improve whatever domain they inhabit.

Well gosh darn it ladies. Time to pack it in. The menz said we can’t sit here.

The US military budget is orders of magnitude larger than anyone else’s. You’d think after pouring all that money in, they’d want to protect their investment in these soldiers.

But how do we not have some form of real time GPS monitoring.

How is it still this easy to just loose a plane?

My favorite Joan gif (cause it’s how I’ve felt about my job for the past year).

The SJP pasta wigs with the varied tones in the rigatoni is genius.

Don't do it!!!! Bangs are cute but they are a pain in the ass. I wouldn't recommend them unless you're really good at cutting your own hair. -signed resentful bang owner since 2010 because I have a giant forehead.

I’m sure Vincent Kartheiser is a fine human being, but man do I just perpetually want to junk punch him. I guess that is a compliment to how great of a job he did making Pete Campbell my least favorite TV character of all time (in a good way).

I mean, this isn’t the first time Pete Campbell’s baby mama kept her pregnancy and delivery a secret.

kate also posted sarah silverman (aka michael’s gf) as her WCW. their relationship is the best. my divorced parents are also friends and it makes life so easy

It’s also always the guy who’s married and does nothing but complain about being married even though he’s lucky he somehow stumbled into someone willing to put up with him. And getting one of those comments followed by an “amirite” is the worst. Dude, fuck off. No.

This is kind of disappointing. I thought Zefron* was going to be saying he used to Google himself to find out what he did the night before. Doesn’t anybody party like they’re in Spinal Tap anymore?!?

It’s ALWAYS the overweight, unattractive men going on and on about what level of attractiveness is appropriate for women.

I just keep cringing at the label name Kemosabe.