Was it Tina Fey who said “how are these women supposed to resist these boys and the smell of chewing gum and axe body spray mixed with day old sweat?”

Right? I taught freshman English for several years, starting when I was about 27-28. And, ok, I found a few of the 18-19 year old boys attractive, but even the thought of acting on it was squicky. They’re practically still children in so many ways. And you’re the teacher! It’s just inherently wrong. I don’t get it.

“Don’t have sex with your students” seems like a really easy rule not to break. And yet...

Can we all agree that death threats against anyone running in the elections or running the elections are bad?

So fucking what? It just means he got away with it for too long. He shouldn’t now be rewarded for that by letting it go.

I am so tired

Correction: dirty ANCIENT man.

It’s obviously kind of sad. Mr. Hefner is 90 years old now, and we’re suing him for what he’s done the 30-plus years he was friends with Mr. Cosby. It doesn’t make us happy...

Let’s get psychichal; I wanna get psychichal.

we probably will find out that it was a similar psychics as what happened on 9/11

I too am a redneck, and non rednecks do not understand that arson is something we learn before we can get in to see a PG-13 movie. We could burn down concrete with bic lighter and some duct tape if we wanted to. To this day if no one can light the barbecue they come get me I can set fire to anything.

Yeah, it’s a hologram like they did with Tupac. Hologram Tupac however was really just Tupac who is still alive and living in Bakersfield. He goes by the name Shane Josephson and runs a smog check station. Every year he drives north for the Clovis Rodeo.

A hoax as in there weren’t actually planes, but rather bombs placed in the WTC to bring them down — by the government — and the terrorism claims were a cover up.

Conspiracy theorists. Why can’t they just accept that sometimes yes these things happen? But no, some secret society that controls our lives is at play. No matter how much evidence you show them, it will always be fabricated to them.

The only comment I have to make is where was the name Coconuts Bangkok when I was trying to come up with a username here?

It’s times like this when I’m glad to be a redneck.

I’d really appreciate it if you guys donated to my kickstarter because I have my own theories about who was behind 9/11.

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