Variations on the phrase “getting one’s life” are thrown around rather loosely these days

it was unfair to religious nonprofits who might object to the concept of birth control

Giantsbane, not Brisbane.

Everything about those two last night was so perfect.

100% would.

Well we saw him hnnging HARD for Brienne of Tarth last night, figures he’d be all about Rihanna as well.

For the longest time, my mother didn’t want to be cremated because she was “afraid of fire.” I’m like...... but you’re dead. I’d rather be burned up than buried alive, if we’re considering gruesome, probably-not-going-to-happen scenarios. But I guess it was the cheaper option because now she’s going with that.

hahahaha!!! I want to scrawl that under my donor heart on my license “IM RECYCLABLE!”

I don’t care if the only thing my family has to bury is a tooth and a toenail. Take it all. I’m recyclable!

THIS. Once I’m dead, doctors are free to use every last bit of me if it will help other people. I’m dead; I won’t give a shit.

All jokes aside, I can imagine that losing a penis to cancer can be absolutely devastating, and I hope this works, if it helps him. On the other hand: Strap ons.

They can’t even go to the bathroom standing up.

I made a face when Dany conquered a brown people...again I mean it was badass and awesome but yeah she needs to go conquer some white people for real. I ship Tormund and Brienne he wants to climb her like a tree and I am here for it. Jon and Sansa reuniting had me crying and some friends and I speculated last week…

SO MANY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS.

Hot Takes:

I was 99% sure we would have another Arya/Sansa situation where they miss each other by about 100 yards. This was amazing! Two good things have happened to Sansa so far this season... pretty sure that’s more than the last 3 combined.

The borderline inhuman noises I made from the moment the gates opened to the hug probably terrified my neighbors.

Everyone at my viewing party cheered and clapped when the gate went up revealing Sansa, Brienne and Podrick.