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Hee hee— we can’t wait until the kiddo is old enough to tell her she was conceived in the pool! It’s going to gross her out so much!

Not defective. What you are doing is wonderful. Speaking as an adopted child, you will experience a bond and a love unlike any you’ve ever experienced in your life and that very few people in the world get to know. My mother is no less of a mother because she didn’t birth me herself, is in no way defective, and in no…

I would sometimes prop my hips up with a pillow, knowing it was silly, but thinking why not.

30 years old and Mr. llamadrama and I have been trying for almost four years. Tubes are clear, periods are regular. Did a three month cycle of clomid which messed with my hormones so badly, I wound up with a pretty nasty bout of depression.

My favorite “advice” was “just stop thinking about it, and it will happen.” Um, no. We waited until the exact perfect time, even though everyone always said, “if you wait until the perfect time, you’ll never have a baby!” And I was ready to be pregnant NOW. I was in my early 30's, nearing the end of my graduate degree…

I always thought I wanted kids so it was shitty when my Obgyn was like ‘so listen your ovaries don’t really work properly and in the future there are probably treatments we can try buttttt...’ Of course that was before I decided I couldn’t deal with having a partner, or passing down this genetic mental bullshit or my…

How someone could mistake an animal so brutal and vicious for cute is beyond my comprehension. It’s the sinister nature of the most sadistic killer into a body that’s more than 10 times stronger.

You’re right. Chimps would know exactly what they’re doing.

No no, that’s a good thing. If the pregnant woman didn’t have to endure 72 hours of waiting then she is in danger of developing her own autonomy.

I’d dump a pizza to date Chris Evans. And I fucking love pizza.

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She’ll rekindle things with Jaden, and take the opportunity to cement their alliance with House Smith.

why is it that every male who thinks he owns my uterus always looks so fucking happy about it?

I’m amazed that Ozzy Osbourne is still breathing on his own, how the hell is he cheating on Sharuunnnn with ‘several’ women?!

Right? That’s a really cool piece of pottery! And to produce that in high school! I’m impressed.

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

Not competent to stand trial but purchasing an AK-47 and a pile of other guns - A-OK!

Trust me... as someone with public toilet phobia and crippling IBS, I am a million times more horrified if I ‘have to go’ than any mildly offended passer by.

As a person who can’t even go twosies if people are in the same building, this is a very specific hell.