My hug tax payment would include knee-to-the-balls interest. *shudder*

if anything, I need a darker shade. but then the skin around my eyes in all directions is purple, so maybe I’m not their target audience to begin with.

I actually want to rub champagne ice cubes over my face now.

There was an old book a friend of mine had picked up in a thrift shop that was a beauty how-to by Marisa Berenson. A lot of the tips were sort of needlessly frivolous—”Wake up each morning by smoothing frozen champagne ice cubes over your face for a luxurious toning experience”—but some were just cool in that WTF sort…

I am offering the advice I gave my daughter: with that complexion, you do not need foundation! Enjoy your young, beautiful skin while you can.

I match it for sure, lately I’m just into rust colored eyeshadow though so I pretty much wear it with anything. My motto is, if the drag queens are doing it, it’s cool.

Because all of my friends who’ve had one have said the insertion was the singularly most painful experience of their lives, even the friend who had a back injury that got so bad she needed prednisone injected into her spine? Oh, and because all of them have had their period cramps get an order of magnitude worse. Oh,…

CALM DOWN I CAN’T EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THIS DIVACUP YET

But that rug really tied the room together.

Earlier this year, I got a tattoo of a honeybee on my collar bone. Because in a beehive, the females lead. The females do the work. And they’re willing to die for the things they believe in.

Ever since someone pointed out it out the last time this image was posted, I can’t get it out of my head:

This was my first thought - that has got to be one big-ass rug.

And really, if anything, I’d expect that people would have more anxieties about the gynecologist than the dentist.

Apparently it’d probably unfold if I were to become pregnant, but the whole point of the IUD is to AVOID that scenario.

This is so freaking adorable!

Indica is the chill weed, sativa is the doing stuff weed, and hybrids are inbetween. Being able to talk to someone and get suggestions is awesome.

Oregon pot stores opened on October 1 and I finally went to one yesterday. It was glorious. I got 6 different types and have already put them to good use. I smoked some doing stuff weed today and got so much stuff done around the house and in the yard it was ridiculous. I also got some chill weed to smoke after work.…

Getting crushes on people is totally normal, even for the haply partnered. A monogamous commitment is all about not boning the incredibly hot, blond, kindergarten teacher, not about not wanting to bone said teacher.

I need tips for getting over a crush! I am a happily married (10 years married, 16 together and he’s great), but my kid’s kindergarten teacher is ridiculously hot. Magical smile, tall, blonde, lanky, and loves loves children. The man wears a KNEE-PAD so he can get on their level in comfort! That’s some varsity-level…

PSA to all of you sick people in the comments. If it’s a cold/sinus issue and your OTC meds aren’t working, you may need to get the stronger stuff. This means you have to ask the pharmacist to get it from behind the counter. I learned this a few years ago when I was popping sudafed to get rid of congestion and the…