Speaking of big animals... There also is Flemish Giant rabbits... Which can grow up to 22 pounds.

We had one like that. (We had to put him on a diet, but it was only to get him down to 25 pounds from 28.) He was part Maine Coon, and also, I think, part Buick.

I just adopted this kitten a couple hours ago and she is asleep on my shoulder right now, you guys.

Cats are such sneaks. My neighbor’s cat begs me for food all the time but he’s like 15 pounds. I’m like, Bojack (I don’t know his real name) you are not fooling me, you obviously are being fed.

And Jessica Jones!

Beat me to it.

This is obviously SEXY LUMIÈRE.

The moment the photo was snapped, she put down the two props, removed her headpiece, whipped out a cigarette and said “anybody got a light?”

She looks like she needs to lighten up! Eh? Eh? See what I did?

I’d look like that too if I had to go all night with no way to hold my wine!

Try being Polish and hyphenating, there is not a form on the planet where you’ll fit.

Nothing besides “take your husbands name” has become even marginally mainstream enough to not merit side eye and questions

“Elmo’s daddy told Elmo that Julia has autism,” Elmo says

space-related films aren’t really my jam.

“GET OFF MY ME!”

He was the only one able/willing to sing “Hot Patootie”. I will not be ok if that song gets cut!

I love it but I love camp and Tim Curry.

Yes.

I’m excited for Ms. Cox but fear they won’t let the remake be as wonderfully weird as the original. Also, will Meatloaf return?

Yes, mine was very meh. I thought, THIS is what all the fuss is about?? Then I changed boyfriend and, aha, THIS is what all the fuss is about!