My friend’s cat is NOT into sweaters. Or hats. Or vests. He WILL sport a handsome bowtie though.

Yeah, seriously. Where was this cat’s life jacket and safety flare? Irresponsible.

I get it. This would be me and my dog. Except we'd both be wearing sweaters

“3,000 miles away, Wes Anderson is jolted from his slumber. “Something eccentric is happening,” he murmurs.” This made me whole day. Bravo, Ellie!

My vote’s on the Jetstream.

My vote’s on the Jetstream.

If this gets other people to wear sunscreen, you are doing a public service, too!

I’ve never understood lying that you are younger than you actually are....I’d rather people think I’m older and look damn good for my age than younger and aging horribly.

I would almost buy this if I didn’t find him to be such an unreliable source. The younger Destiny’s Child was when they broke out, the more marketable they would be. I can see the incentive to fudge there. Then you are stuck in that lie for the rest of your career.

My own mother fucked up my age the other day and I'm an only child. That she pushed out of her vagina. I wouldn't trust that guy to know what he's talking about.

You’d be surprised. My ex husband actually GOT INTO AN ARUGMENT with my daughter about her age. Like, he insisted that she was born in 2002. She was born in 2003 and she knows this because, well, she knows how old she is.

I hope he gets every fucking penny, continues his education, and has a better life than any of those sad ass mother fuckers ever will.

Yeah, ‘cause trans people never get told they’re not good enough.

I could plausibly see a teenager confusing the need for a public persona with phoniness. I think it’s also possible that she’s a nice, sweet person in public and an angry, bitter woman in private. Or, more likely, something in between the two. I think you’d have to be a lot closer to the situation to make that…

Well, they’d been defeated on Endor, it’s not like the Ewoks went on a galaxy-wide tour of drum playing.

I just zone out and go back to reading this post because this shit is ludicrous and I can’t take it anymore.

Oh pffft. Video of a tonsillectomy would be “gruesome”. Gruesome is not a medical standard.

Fisher Space Penn is my favorite.

Fisher Space Penn is my favorite.

In a Mexican restaurant.

“Was that so hard?!”