I don’t know much about Mr. Strong BUT I LOVE HIM

Me: AND WHEN THE ROBOT DRAGGED A SHIP THROUGH HONG KONG AND USED IT AS A BASEBALL BAT? DUUUUUUDDDE.

Yes. It does...:)

If I interviewed Guillermo del Toro, a play in one act:

I can’t do scary movies. I can’t. They give me intense nightmares. I’m willing to risk a few sleepless nights for this movie. It looks gorgeous, atmospheric and totally up my alley. I’ll just be watching it from between my fingers with my knees drawn up to my chest as I whimper quietly.

What if every American Girl doll is made in such a way that it contains a piece of the child’s soul?

My only problem with this is that if you’re getting paid, why not just follow the frickin’ list of 10 simple rules???

The problem is that so many young men don’t think rape is rape.

He was on the list, just much younger, see?

Uhm, excuse me... your article was incomplete. Here. I fixed it for you. Behold the Stewart. Bald before bald was cool. All hail Sir Patrick!

It is a crime that Shemar Moore is not included on this list, so I’m gifting him to the commentariat here. By far, the best combination of perfect head shape and man eyebrows on the planet. I rest my case, and I don’t even care that the picture is so huge.

My husband has the best head out of all these men. But I will not show it to any of you. He is mine.

MARK I THOUGHT YOU MEANT THAT THE LADY THEY BURIED WAS SOMEHOW ALIVE UNDERGROUND FOR FORTY FUCKING YEARS

I hate the term “Meghan Trainor” and I think she should be banned.

You forgot the queen of this category...

Equal time for the otherwise inclined:

At 53, he might be a teeny bit young for this list, but here's my pic:

Hullo, huge omission:

Its like you are trying to drive me insane when you don't include Liam Neeson (age 61) in any of your hot men lists.