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Ordered all the Paula’s Choice rosacea samples as was suggested by a commented last week. My only regret is that they aren’t here yet and I had to wear a scarf today due to a giant zit on my neck. How do you even get a big zit on your neck????

My boyfriend’s beard hair is like that, we had to get him beard conditioner and a special comb or else his hairs try to grow back into his face. I think you could use actual regular conditioner on your pit and leg hair though, you can use it as shaving cream too in a pinch.

Just don’t shave. Winter is coming anyway.

that’s the most crazy interesting allergy situation i’ve ever hear of, i kinda want to know more, like the science behind one pit smelling different than the other.

Please tell me you’re future me and that you’ve come to show me that there’s hope.

Yup same. I used to be the director of ops but had to step down because of all the years of insane work stress and basically being on call every second of every day. My breaking point was when the company just about doubled in size over the summer, and when I asked for help (any help, someone to answer phones,

I agree that Kelly Green wouldn’t technically be a dark green, but look at it beside the twin’s ‘appropriate’ green shirt, I really don’t see why a slightly lighter, almost faded looking shade of green is a a problem.

ah hahahaha love these and your notes!

I would sell at least a kidney for that dress, because that sounds classy as hell.

Ah I hate it when you have to walk in gravel or soft grass. The only tip I have is to shift your weight to the ball of your foot, but even with gravel sometimes that doesn’t help. I wish we could get badges for stuff like this, you definitely earned yours haha.

It’s a common medical condition unfortunately. She sounds like a horrible person that no fluffy animal would ever accept pets from. Hopefully you won’t have to deal to much with her :/

I think i’m just inside the window :D

12 hours in heels?

Wow. I am so sorry that you had to go through all that. I don’t have much advice on going forward, but it sounds like she either takes special pleasure in hurting peoples feelings or had her empathy glands removed. Seriously, why would anyone tell someone that they evoked a “visceral dislike” from other people? How is

so far i’ve had a piece of chocolate cake, but both of those meals look amazing!

YUS! Been sitting here waiting. Looking for some suggestions for what to wear to a friend’s wedding in October. It’s an outdoor ceremony, indoor reception, in Houston.

this just reminds me of the footstool from Beauty and the Beast...

My only question in all this: So don’t smoke a joint before an MRI because you’ll get weirded out by the fact that it’s a tube machine?

I am so disappoint that I’m almost 30 and had no idea that it stretches. What is even the point of health class or sex ed

Yep if I was doing it again, I’d get the attorney. It did start out as a simple uncontested, he was all about signing the papers and doing what ever he had to do, but he changed his mind half way through the waiting period and didn’t bother to tell me.