nobody except for the commenters, who always know best

Ah - I see 27 deaths by gunfire this year alone. Thanks for pointing out that website.

A totally serious question - can you also make a database that details attacks on police officers in America as well?

well, we all know fox is terrible at deciding which shows to stay with.

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.

I think I picked a pretty fair battle tbh. First, film adaptations never stick to the original source material—even in Man of Steel, Lois Lane figures out who Superman is basically right off the bat, which kind of throws away, what 20 years(?) of comics.

"I think it's different when you have an office job because it's routine and you know you can do all the stuff in the morning, and then you come home in the evening," she said. "When you're shooting a movie, they're like, 'We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,' and then you work 14 hours a day, and that…

What do you want for that, a high five?

I poop. My girlfriend poops. The ground thaws. The rain falls. The grass grows. We all poop.

Actually, that is what GG would have wanted.

Although I am sure there is someone in this family waiting in the wings to take over and continue the hate-filled-nonsense-spewing... for now my sentiment is:

There is no one to root for in this scenario.

Too bad, so sad, life is filled with pain.

OMG I just cackled so hard.

Sigh. It's okay white people. I still love you.

Definitely read that girl's name as whitey

My husband has an ileostomy bag (colon cancer survivor). Our son was delivered via c-section. One night, right after our son was born, his bag exploded and my incision ruptured, so we had a big 'ol shit-and-blood mess in our bed. BEAT THAT, NERDS!