Won’t go into it but I feel like black people never needed his bougie ass show as the prerequisite media artifact to justify our existences. Not saying Malcolm is saying all that, but I feel like people talk about the Cosby show as if it actually stopped people from being killed. This is all to say that I don’t think…

Has seeing a wayward titty ever traumatized anyone? What the actual fuck. A titty is a titty.

Also, where can I get a “No Means GTFO And If You Don’t I Will Literally Set You And Your Dudebros On Fire And Cackle” Shirt? And matches?

Where can I get a “Please Tell Me If You’re a Dudebro Who Thinks Rape Is Funny So That I Can Literally Set You On Fire And Cackle” T-shirt? I need it in a size small. Also I need matches. I’m working on a bit.

Oh shit.

For a second I saw:

I’m still upset about this.

THIS IS AWESOME!!!!

I can't wait to be a Grandma.

That GIF tho.

Damn...

...As I sit here in my Wonder Woman Tee...

This thing is the worst. I am so saddened my it.

Eat, Pray, this makes me want to kill myself.

I hope they have a deleted scene with Kevin Hart and a bunch of apprehensive brothers who don't trust white dudes on boats for some reason.

Aquaman is DC's Namor. Namor was first. (And he's brown; let's be real here.) Do your homework E!. Idiots.

Blasphemy. I'll say a prayer for you.

Nathan Stewart Jarrett please? Chiwetel? Matt Smith?

Nah son. Homie wanna kiss.

There are so many Isms on these replies that I'm finding it hard to come up with a witty reply. I dunno. I'm black. I date a Polish girl. I'm aware that I'm black and that she's white and that for the sake of conversation there needs to be some sort of political conflict. But I think these fuckers said it pretty well: