someone had left an indeterminate amount of semen on the sheets of the second bed, and those sheets had been taken away for cleaning, and hadn't come back.

...not all man holes are always covered

Dude. Homeless people are a problem too but you don't see me giving them Popov vodka laced with Chinese dog food. Not that I don't do it, you just don't see me doing it.

"Richard Sherman was a nonfactor on the statsheet, which meant he was everything in the game."

The NFC championship game was the best two teams in the NFL.

What percentage of these tweeters swore off Coca Cola at halftime? 95?

Buffalo Mac & Cheese is normally really good, but, for some reason, the Super Bowl version is alway disappointing.

In this case, weed would be a gateway drug to a more expensive soup habit.

I think Jason Keidel, who obviously doesn't molest children, really needs to put out a few columns on the subject to disprove to all those idiots that think JASON KEIDEL MOLESTS CHILDREN.

— chief among them...

Mr. D. Orlando Ledbetter seems to be very dissatisfied with six unconstructive minutes.

Who could blame Marshawn for his early exit as he was being followed by a large group of white men angrily yelling "Lynch"!

"I'm going to pad mine with Vaseline and emory boards." - G. Perry

Thugs

Marshall Henderson: proof that a white athlete can get away with what Richard Sherman did.

That's why he was not given a Michigan offer. He can tackle.

Assholes need to learn to record in landscape and not portrait.

I don't care what anybody says. That guys fucking cool.