The Japanese are known for their filthy splitters. Just ask any one of the Beatles.

But think of all the autism that has been prevented.

"And you know what we say every time something strange happens, it's good that Bart did that, it's very good!"

To attract the boys, of course, and not just friends of Dorothy.

Judging by some of these comments, I'd say the government loves many of you and wants millions more just like you.

Kearse caught the ball put two feet on the ground and maintained possession. Took TWO more steps and had the ball stripped from him as he was making his way to the ground. I know it's hard to see things from way up there on your high horse, but at least look at a replay before you come spouting nonsense.

...and for much of the USA, they don't live anywhere near the kind of civilization that would have more than one ISP choice. I live in the second largest city in my state and have exactly 2 internet provider choices. If I lived another quarter mile away, I'd only have 1 choice. Outside of these areas there are…

Maybe if this issue causes a lot of geeks to have shittier internet they will figure out that the GOP/Libertarian member that they voted in to Congress gives no fucks about them in any meaningful way.

To further ensure no political messages are conveyed, the Olympics are requiring all offensive players to list themselves as centers instead of left or right wingers.

Joke's on you, IOC — this was her first amendment.

That inspired me to make this graph, showing how the teams have fared vs. the strength of their schedule so far in the season

Clear visual evidence that the Eastern Conference is awful and, should a degenerate gambler start betting Brooklyn?

At least someone in the family is well-armed.

Cubs Intern: Ummm Mr. Green, I think there is something you need to see.

It's bullshit that she was even allowed to keep competing. After going over on her ankle, she should have lost.

basicaly dats a vry much PERSONEL secret but i will say dat u defnitly want to mix n match

i would very like very much to introduce myself to you and yourself and ask you very many one question about the sittiwation of a person who may or may not be as cool as you mr. bottleservice who went and got a tattoo of a dragon making sweet love to a lion on a skateboard.

Well... that was a nice internet we had.