The Japanese are known for their filthy splitters. Just ask any one of the Beatles.

"And you know what we say every time something strange happens, it's good that Bart did that, it's very good!"

Kearse caught the ball put two feet on the ground and maintained possession. Took TWO more steps and had the ball stripped from him as he was making his way to the ground. I know it's hard to see things from way up there on your high horse, but at least look at a replay before you come spouting nonsense.

To further ensure no political messages are conveyed, the Olympics are requiring all offensive players to list themselves as centers instead of left or right wingers.

Joke's on you, IOC — this was her first amendment.

That inspired me to make this graph, showing how the teams have fared vs. the strength of their schedule so far in the season

Clear visual evidence that the Eastern Conference is awful and, should a degenerate gambler start betting Brooklyn?

At least someone in the family is well-armed.

Cubs Intern: Ummm Mr. Green, I think there is something you need to see.

It's bullshit that she was even allowed to keep competing. After going over on her ankle, she should have lost.

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i would very like very much to introduce myself to you and yourself and ask you very many one question about the sittiwation of a person who may or may not be as cool as you mr. bottleservice who went and got a tattoo of a dragon making sweet love to a lion on a skateboard.

Don't be ridiculous, guysh. Steve Francis has never had an allergy to being shellfish.

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I feel bad for Ireland, sure, but he should have known better than to go against somebody who specializes in wearing so many hats.

Great catch. Total boner on my part.

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Try Cholula on your eggs. Your head will blow out the front of your brain with how perfect they pair.