I am against this back-door approach to renaming planets.

What does the Enterprise have in common with toilet paper?

Do people older than, like, 12 seriously care about this? I was under the impression that we all got over it a long time ago.

How about "Urectum?"

As part of that effort, Kentucky is instructing its history department to focus only on those Presidents who served one term and left.

And the Lord did say unto him "I know whom I am but who are thy?"

Sure, but there will also be some militant Christians who will show up arguing that this is sacrilege to suggest the Bible doesn't mean exactly what it says.

Jacob: God, you didn't... let me win, did you?

There's an interesting story arch regarding laws in the Bible. It starts with one: Don't eat the fruit. Then it peaks to thousands and thousands. But then, in the New Testament, someone has the presence of mind to ask Jesus, hey, out of all of these rules, what's the most important. And he says: Love the Lord your God…

"Good for them."

"This whole thing was pretty damn sweet, and it was made all the better by the presence of a sweet-ass top hat."

the Pacers nearly stole by driving a mack truck with the number 55 on it.

Well at least this settles the whole debate about whether D.C. is a Northern town or a Southern town . . . . putting your balls in the hands of your Cousins is a time-honored tradition in the South.

This is how my dog see me

wow, you read way too far into that.

If I can't get health advice from the comments section of a tech blog then what's the point of the internet?

"Helps make your immune system more wonky and overactive!"

My brother actually has Celiac disease, and really misses all the stuff he now can't have, like bread and beer. Like so many other diseases like diabetes, it's an autoimmune disorder wherein your body over-reacts to something, misinterpreting it as a threat, and attacks your own body as a result.