As part of that effort, Kentucky is instructing its history department to focus only on those Presidents who served one term and left.

"Good for them."

"This whole thing was pretty damn sweet, and it was made all the better by the presence of a sweet-ass top hat."

the Pacers nearly stole by driving a mack truck with the number 55 on it.

Well at least this settles the whole debate about whether D.C. is a Northern town or a Southern town . . . . putting your balls in the hands of your Cousins is a time-honored tradition in the South.

What defines a true New Yorker?

So he lost the faceoff then?

it's hard not to see that Kidd got everything he wanted, only to realize it wasn't what he wanted at all.

(13-letter word) team!

I guess we'll never know what does the Fox say.

"Mr. Gronkowski, we're going to get an MRI. We're concerned you may have CTE."

"The sign was taken down hours later"

Rare to see a Cardinal put their foot down. Usually they look the other way.

The record books say that he broke the record by a yard, but that's only because they (reasonably) have to round up or down to the nearest yard. However, the truth is, he only beat Dempsey by half a foot.

This has been one of the many examples today that illustrate why RedZone is one of the greatest things in the history of ever.

For $100k I am throwing it however the fuck gets me that money.

To be fair, I watched more sportscenter as a kid than I do now as 22 year old.

What a special moment for him! It's not every day that Derrick Rose gets proposed to.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."