Unwritten rules can fuck all the way off.

Cough cough...Gordon Ramsay..cough cough.

11/10 with rice

My aunt truly believes someone with “Carson’s smarts, Trump’s business abilities, and Hucakabee’s morals” would be ‘the perfect candidate’.

Sons of bitches stole my move!

It’s like spooning a big warm marshmallow.

Nope, I’m pretty sure every single person there is a racist, misogynist, pervert. At least that’s what Gawker keeps telling me.

*whom

My 14-year old watches Jaws every couple of months. He has loved that movie since he was about 9. He and I went to go see it on the big screen a couple years ago too when it was part of our local theater’s classic movie run.

Dave Ramsey also thinks he is one of Jesus’ financial managers.

A young man in San Fransokyo was heard to mutter "meh".

'Aloo

Guys, guys, let's be gentlemen here. Never call broads "chicks".

He's ironing the angels now.

Save money, just use your existing toothbrush.

It looks like the video is the crappy letterbox version that they show on FXX.

Unless they updated the FXNow app, no, not directly. Chrome for Android can enable streaming pretty easily by going to chrome://flags/#enable-cast and you can cast any HTML5 video. I use it on some other sites and it works very well.

uses Reddit's search function

I know they were very different types of hitters, but Dunn struck out more in the last 3 seasons than Tony Gwynn did for his entire career.