As anyone who’s taken a mildly inebriated punt up the Cam with some floating foodstuffs will tell you, there is no nastier creature in Britain (which has no predator larger than a fox) than the swans of Cambridge. Those bastards will bite you and/or swat you (which feels like a fungo bat attack) to get to your Jaffa…
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I get that swans are majestic and beautiful and blah, blah, blah...but they are also almost as big of an asshole as geese, which are notorious for being the biggest jerks in the animal kingdom. I’m not saying that I support kicking swans in the head for karate practice, but I am saying that I bet those swans have done…
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Every time I think MSU has hit rock bottom, some new bullshit comes out.
Death penalty. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES.
And it’s not like she was being rude or disruptive. The board obviously wanted to shut her up before anything worse came out.
Michigan State, Baylor, and Penn State all deserve to have the “death penalty” given to their athletic departments.
I’ve done Murph a couple times (no vest), and I think my best time ever was around 55 minutes. For comparison, I can run a mile in 5:30, two miles at 13:00 without feeling particularly winded, rock climb regularly at V4s pushing to V5s, and oh yeah, I played in the fucking NFL.