Nobody gives a shit if you watch or not. Soccer will keep being the most popular sport on earth just fine.

Because you stopped watching the NBA after the Melee at the Palace?

HELLO THERE FELLOW YOUTH HOW ABOUT THAT MUSICAL PERFORMANCE ARTIST WE ARE ALL ENJOYING LATELY? ISN’T SLANG THE BEST? SPORTS LIKE GOLF ARE FOR THE ELDERLY WHO NEED TO BE PUT INTO INFIRNMENT CAMPS AT BEST OR ROUNDED UP VIA BULLDOZER AND DRIVEN TO EITHER ONE OF THE COASTS (DEPENDING ON LOCATION) AND THEN PUSHED INTO THE…

I still can’t believe they F***ING honored Paterno at halftime of the Temple game last year!!!!

I mean, is there a standard course at PSU called “How To Be A Cunt?” that all these guys are taking? And “Albert Lord” - what a perfect name. You picture an old British guy with a thin mustache, derisively sniffing at things he finds improper in an episode of “Jeeves & Wooster”.

He may have one of the funnest names to pronounce in all of sports.

This was a fight that I lost so many times with my editors that I eventually quit journalism. You would not believe the number of times that reporters want to call a lie a lie, and editors walk it back because they’re scared of seeming like the reporter is “taking a side.” Telling the truth is not a demonstration of…

Beat me to it

So she’s suggesting that people physically assault people concerned about sexual assaults?

I was supposed to laugh out loud at the coach’s statement there at the end, right? But shit, visiting a prostitute is basically like stealing a candy bar compared to the other shit that goes on at Baylor. They should have commended him for striving to have CONSENSUAL sex, albeit in an illegal manner. I mean, ‘baby…

I look forward to the day that a black former player can just call a new coach up out of the blue and leapfrog nine existing candidates to run an NFL team.

Think for a second. Think about how egotistical you need to be to start the season as QB, have your shoulder explode around week 2, not come back until the end, see your team go 1-15 and think “heh, nailed it.”

Given what we now know about Jimmy Savile - everyone at the BBC, at the NHS, and in the British music industry knew and did nothing until he died - and the Catholic Church - which was something of an open secret for years before the scandal broke - I find it entirely credible that nearly Division I head coach and…