I am sorry, I am really glad you are out. No one should tell you what and how to wear.

“If I had a dick, this is where I’d tell you to suck it.”

I can’t believe he didn’t come to you for permission first.

cool story bro

These hot takes come mostly from guys who have never been shot at as they are generally military service dodgers because you know, Daddy Warbucks didn’t want their scion to get shot.

So, this is basically a conservative’s wet dream? “If only there was a good guy with a gun in that classroom... and now it can be YOU!”

lick it you toilet

Yes you are.

Except it’s fucking true. Look at the states where Hillary barely lost in. Yeahhhh... lots of idiot voters. Next time don’t vote stupid. Thanks

King Roland approves.

Hey if it worked for President Skroob it should work for us all

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer hemorrhoid.

With an infinite number of rocks falling on an infinite number of keyboards, anything is possible.

The idea that there is intelligent life on earth now is getting less clear on a daily basis. 

I’m not shouting down his concerns about anti-Blackness. There’s a consistent thread here which is “you’re not engaging with the REAL issue he’s putting forward, and that’s just so telling” and it’s entirely frustrating because yes, absolutely, we need people talking about this. His experience is not a handwave.

But he…

I love reading the angry remarks from the greys who are riding your jock so hard waiting with bated breath to hopefully be mentioned in the mailbag. What a set of no life losers!

Not funny

Or, more likely, Chappelle is just an asshole.

I predict this will be a fantastic way to push a lot of right wing extremists out of law enforcement and the military.

Nah, you’re both wrong - it’s a “moo” point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.