Classism, racism, and fat-shaming, all in one post? My friend, you’ve hit MAGA BINGO!

Another round of drinks for all the “insufficiently inspired” blue voters who did their part to make this all possible back in 2016

Mississippi has a maternal mortality rate almost 2 times the national average.  But yes, abortion bad/forced birth great.

But her emails, amirite?

I’m going to yeet my fist at a cloud.

(I did this right, right?)

I would like to yeet myself off of planet earth, please.

My sentence structure was off.  I should have typed; I’m old, I’ve never heard of her.  

If so many people agree with slavery, how can it be bad?

We olds have a tendency not to know new pop stars. I don’t know her, either, but I 100% approve of that outfit. I love it when young women wear little socks with their heels. So cute.

I’m shocked. Stunned even. Facebook has an integrity division?

Sorry everyone, this is probably my fault. I think I watched two episodes and completely forgot this show existed until reading this article.

Beige boring Bennifer.

How dare you put that into the universe.

Every time I see Lil Nas X living his best life the old lady in my head thinks “Good for you Sweetie!”

“Has your client tried...not committing crimes?"

Conservatives say people who are convicted of murder should be sentenced to death, yet they aren’t saying that about this guy. Now I wonder why that could be... ?

Not. Enough. 

Since this is England it’s spelled ‘Dumbarton’ but pronounced ‘Wisgibwobbiwobbi’

I cannot imagine the pain Ms. Rice goes through on a daily basis. She must feel as though she and Tamir’s memory is being swallowed by a machine. May Tamir’s memory be a blessing to her.

How about “Pathetics in Prosthetics”?