Let’s not forget Paula Dean, who gave rise to the greatest moment in Black Twitter”: #paulasbestdishes

Hell is too good a place for Ike Turner. I like to think he died and was reincarnated as one of the micro-fibers in Newt Gingrich’s underwear.

Why does every photo of them together look as though they’re walking in 1995?

Am I the only one tired of men and non-reproductive age women making all the decisions about abortion rights?

To every “progressive” who stayed home in 2016 or voted 3rd party:  Thanks.

If some dude walked in front of the courthouse with no shirt on, nothing would happen to him.

“Look here, young man, you’re trying to anticipate what I’m going to say, and you haven’t the brains enough to do it.” 

Between this and the news that Jared Kushner’s brother donated $50,000 to March For Our Lives AND marched alongside them, hope is slowly returning to mind.

There has been and will always be only one American Idol host to me: Brian Motherfuckin’-Dunkleman.

A Kardashian naming her child “Stormi” is the most 2017 thing I’ve read in the past year and two months.

Most BLECH! quote from the Quincy Jones interview: “Women give up pussy to get love, men give up love to get pussy.” Or it could be that there are plenty of women who just want casual sex, but guys think of them as “sluts” for engaging in the exact same behavior men and their friends engage in. Instead, they prefer to…

Some might find this interesting, but I don’t see it taking off.

I’m re-entering the workforce in the coming weeks after a serious bout with depression stemming from an unwanted sexual encounter, any other Jezzies been here before? After being walled up in your own safe space (fuck you conservatives, I’m not “weak” for using that phrase) for months, going back out and facing the…

I don’t normally do this, but I HIGHLY advise everyone go to Breitbart tonight and read the comments*. They’re hilarious!

Seeing his face reminds me that every person in President Number 45's (I refuse to say his name) Administration looks as though they could be the villain in any 1980s movie where the developer wants to take away the cool teens’ hangout spot but is thwarted by the hilarious antics of a wacky protagonist whose penchant…

This is so... 2017.

Cuomo is nothing more than a rich, spoiled, pervert from Manhattan whose dad paved the way for all of his accomplishments. Oh God, he’s going to be President, isn’t he?

They could arrange for Claire to be appointed to the Cabinet (Secretary of State?) and then pull a Designated Survivor. It could be like the actual show Designated Survivor except the president won’t be ineffective and hapless.

“The move is part of a sweeping set of initiatives known as “Vision 2030,” in which the kingdom is looking to modernize as it prepares for a post-oil era.”

“Klooster was quick to note that the photo is meant to be a joke, and that anyone who is not on board should go back to 1996, before humor was invented.”