Very true. Plus, out of that group, Hatch would be the best of the lessers. He’d probably be another H.W. Bush, conservative but not batshit crazy.

Yay! Maybe they’ll impeach him soon after inauguration! Wait, Pence would be President then? Maybe Pence was in on it, and they’ll both be impeached! Wait, Paul Ryan would be President then? Maybe Pence AND Ryan were in on it, and they’ll all be impeached! Wait, Orrin Hatch would be President then?

“...Joseph Fiennes, a white man, as late-in-life Michael Jackson, a man who was most certainly black, is a nightmare.”

Now that she found this out, we can expect those producers to pay up with interest (from a Natalie ass-whippin’):

“A federal jury in Charleston, South Carolina has sentenced Dylann Roof, 22, to execution...”

You’re right. I went back and looked at the exit polls and voting data, it was a majority of white women, not ALL women. I feel better about that. Still, my feelings about who I hope feel the brunt of this (the people who voted for it) hasn’t changed.

The fact that a majority of women voted for this in 2016 is (and I don’t care how “upsetting” it may be to say it) DEPLORABLE. How can it matter more to some people to “go after” brown people than to protect your own reproductive health? I hope PP doesn’t get cut, but if it does, may ALL the burden fall on those who…

Any public relations specialist worth $5 working for her should tell her to stop bringing this up, go on the charity concert circuit for a while, crack a joke or two about this whole thing in the spring or summer and no one will care anymore. Then again, that plan makes too much sense.

2016: 1932 still holds the record, but I did pretty well for myself.

So will Angela Merkel or Justin Trudeau be the new Leader of the Free World on January 20? It certainly won’t be America anymore :-(

“Oh, you were happy for a second and forgot about how horrid things are? Lemme fix that for you.”

May 2016 see nothing but images of a nude Ted Cruz making out with a nude Donald Trump while cold Campbell’s soup rains down from above each time 2016 closes its eyes.

It’s as if 2016 wrote the bucket list from hell on January 1st and has been successfully completing each item until the end. I suspect December 31st will bring the summon of Cthulhu in fulfillment of the prophecy.  

While I support this specific decision to give him a new trial because the prosecution deliberately withheld evidence, I don’t think people who knowingly expose others to HIV without consent should go without some sort of legal punishment.

For many women in those days, booze wasn’t “fun” for them. There was severely rampant and brutal spousal abuse against women, oftentimes after their husbands consumed a large amount of alcohol. Their campaign against alcohol was more of a way for them to simply live. Through our 2016 eyes, it may seem like they…

This is the most 2016 thing I’ve read in the past hour.

We’re going to need a bigger basket to fit all these deplorables.

It’s official, Angela Merkel will be the new leader of the free world starting January 20, 2017.

So Secretary of State then?

He’s going to make her press secretary, isn’t he? It’s like he knows my innermost fears and has been spending the past year and a half making them all come true. I’m now expecting him to announce a federal tax credit for research into figuring out how to get a giant, carnivorous bunny to live in my closet.