“The study is excepted to yield results in 2020, according to the AP.”

I hope someone changes the Official Residence to “The White Power House on 1600 I-Can’t-Believe-He-Won-Wisconsin,-Michigan,- and Pennsylvania Avenue”.

I hope he grants a pardon to all undocumented immigrants who haven’t been convicted of violent crimes, Edward Snowden and Chelsea Manning in the last hour of his presidency. It’d be even better if he named it “Executive Order, Fuck You” and left it on the desk for Trump to see.

Am I the only one who’s finally entered the 5th stage of grief: acceptance? I mean, it’s not a feeling of 100% acceptance. It’s like 25% acceptance, 75% anger, but I think this is as high of an “acceptance to anger” ratio that I’m going to get.

Am I the only one who’s loved him since his days on The War at Home? As far as homophobic, slightly-racist paternal protagonists go, it wasn’t that bad of a show (and Rami’s presence just made it all the better).

We’re fucked, aren’t we? Are we fucked? Yeah, we’re fucked.

I keep waiting on the moment when hearing new news about Trump’s Administration won’t send me into an hysterical cry-fit. For the record, that moment has not yet arrived...

I hope this begins a long series of practices to severely undermine him including disinvitations from traditional events, people turning their backs on him during speeches, people walking out when he enters rooms, etc until it finally sinks in for him that he may have the presidency, but he isn’t our president.

I’m hoping this is the second-best thing that happens for an American woman today.

Don’t read the Yahoo! comments on this story. It’s an orphanage fire over there.

No problem! Between this and wine, I would have no other distractions from this orphanage fire of an election. 

For everyone looking for a bit of good news, MTV has started uploading full episodes of Daria on its Youtube channel! Enjoy:

I’m scared. It’s not a “ha ha, that horror movie really startled me” sort of way. I’m having a panic attack. I’m genuinely frightened.

“Carole DeMaio, one of the nieces, said her uncle never took the necessary steps to make sure everything went to Mr. Doyle, including not marrying him, because he did not want to.”

How the hell was “Get Ahead, Stay Ahead” a serious suggestion? The Republicans would have loved if we went with that. You might as well just say, “I’m Elite, and You Bitches Owe Me This.”

If any third-party supporters are against this, Samantha Bee has an address she’d like you to send her angry petitions to:

Azaelia Banks is one of those people whose name I know but not why. The picture shows her with her open mouth in front of a microphone. Common sense would lead me to believe she’s some sort of music artist, but after having read Gawker (I think Gizmodo Inc now?) articles about her, I assume she’s yelling random…

It wasn’t “performance-enhancing stimulants”. It’s called, “studying, knowing what the fuck you’re doing and getting proper rest by not staying up until 3:00 in the morning tweeting like a dumbass.”

Ewwww. Somebody tell Donald he’s going to have to do better than that if he wants to bribe married women into sleeping with him with furniture.

Whenever I see and hear Theresa May, it seems she’ll look directly into the camera one day as her eyes turn blood red briefly and utter in Margaret Thatcher’s voice, “You’ll never be rid of me.”