Honestly, the only thing I see giving her any trouble is where she said, “My dream is a hemispheric common market, with open trade and open borders.”

I hope Hillary put a document in the DNC servers that said,

I’ve liked BBT, but this show ran its course seasons ago. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised to see a promo: “On a very special episode of the Big Bang Theory...”

Sometime after 2020 to make sure Democrats don’t lose another Census year that would ensure Republican dominance of the House for a decade like the 2010 election did. I’d rather wait 4 years for legal weed than get legal weed now and lose everything else progressive for a decade.

Haha no problemo. I’m not sure how I happened upon this site, but it was several months ago. Anyway, share it with your friends! :-)

This reminds me of a hilarious pro-Hillary website:

So now who’s going to test 48 year-old Peter Thiel and the 19 year-old blood flowing through his veins?

This dad obviously took parenting classes at Trump U.

“Peach pie is the only acceptable pie?”

I don’t want her to be a Missouri Representative. “Queen of Missouri, Duchess of Slay, Countess of Awesome” seems a much more fitting title.

If the way Trump treats his daughter is what evangelicals are looking for in “family values,” then what the fuck is going on in evangelicals’ households? Seriously, they constantly complain about Hillary but defend Giuliani (3x married, once to own cousin) and Trump (3x married, wants to bang daughter). Is their…

I can’t believe I Swallowed this story. You completely missed the Little Things. I hope he tells the other coaches, “Sorry, but there are just no Chemicals Between Us.”

This article should have come with a trigger warning for conservatives since the words “gender neutral” really gets them going, and by “trigger warning,” I mean you should begin your article title with, “Fuck you, conservatives”.

Tiffany looks likes she had to sneak and pop up at the last second just before the photographer snapped the pic as the only way to appear in a Trump family photo.

I don’t know what made me climax more, seeing the Weeknd with his new haircut, seeing the cast of The West Wing reunited or seeing the cast of The West Wing reuniting to campaign for Clinton.

I just checked, the comments seem to be back up now for some reason.

When presidential candidate and sentient hemorrhoid dripping with an odd concoction of santorum and Cheeto dust Donald Trump is president, we won’t have to worry about pesky women’s equality in the White House because there won’t be any women there in the first place.

“Her number one person, Huma Abedin, is married to Anthony Weiner, who’s a sleaze ball and pervert,” Trump said.

Firstly, even if he were right about the majority of drug dealers being out-of-state Blacks and Latinos (he’s not), Maine is 94% white, so who exactly are the drug-addled customers, Le Page?

Don’t worry, the fact that their next president has ovaries will give them PLENTY to obsessively whine about.