Something-something “Pokemon Go’ and “Onix” joke.

And his fourth wife.

Another reason why the EU is a good thing. Turkey desperately wants to join, but the EU won’t let it until it stops doing things like this. I have a feeling one day events like this won’t happen anymore in Turkey, and it will likely be due to the E.U.

Say that to my grandpa’s cool, saggy “Clean for Gene” tattoo.

It may already be happening. As much as I support her and hope she wins the general, Hillary’s campaign has pretty much been one long episode of Veep so far...

President Clinton. Vice President Castro. Speaker Pelosi. Treasury Secretary Warren.