Fuck you, ya fuckin' puss.

And if DUI drivers were like concussed players in that they didn't pose harm to anyone else, I wouldn't give a shit about that either.

How homophobic is one being by concluding that Michael Sam sucks at professional football? Asking for a friend

Wasn't it you in 1998?? And also playoffs in '05 and '06. I mean, that isn't dreadful.

because "she".

"Black Matter" would've been the name of Elliot Schwartz' technology company had he never met Walter White. In this setting it's just embarrassingly bad grammar.

Wow, that guy who got knocked out would make a terrible online blogger with that attitude!

In a symbolic gesture to show that his entry into the NFL had allowed him to move on from his rough upbringing with bad influences, Aaron Hernandez buried three of his former friends.

Counterpoint:

good point. That was shit. He completely commanded the stage alone; that only fucked it up.

I don't care what you think of me, the best Super Bowl halftime performance of the last 10 years was Bruno Mars.

the word "hockey" was completely superfluous in the above comment about your Boston friends.

Dater is a shit, and the above adequately conveys that. But let's not let something else get lost here: Jesse Spector is a bitch for posting that email for the world to see. That's just the worldview I come from when someone is a tattletale puss.

Can we bomb both sides?

he's explaining the scope of work. He's saying it's equivalent to 1 hr of investigative work.

Headline after an Orioles sweep:

Don't even let 'em drive in cars, is what I always say.

"The relentless avalanche of pretrial publicity — the likes of which have not been seen in this Commonwealth — has had a devastating effect on the jury pool in Bristol County," the lawyer wrote. "Also, the people of Boston absolutely despise blacks and Latinos," he continued silently in his head.