riiiiiiiiight. keep fucking that chicken.

Because Peyton Manning doesn't (so far). The two are so intertwined, and for Peyton to have the greatest season in the history of NFL QB's at age 37 then see what Brady has become at age 37...it's off-putting.

Although that graph sort of looks like it's giving the NFL the middle finger. So, the last laugh is ours!

Saturday's opponent is Michigan

I'm sorry you missed that game.

Yes, a lot better. Bless your heart for never knowing it.

COUNTERPOINT:

Benjy Bronk, The Howard Stern Show

Every Single Goddamn One Of Us: He's changed. He's not like that anymore.

Poor, unsuspecting #15 in red gets whollaped twice for seemingly no reason at all.

quit picking nits!

My favorite thing about those highlights is how they double as Chris Kluwe lowlights.

We found the turd in the punch bowl! You don't sarcasm, I see.

Not even one sentence to say what she did to provoke him?!

His fallback plan: the Einsatzgruppen

[Scene] Vikings Headquaters: did they say Radisson Hotels?!

And sadder yet for people who are fucked up today who didn't have attentive and disciplining parents.

counterpoint: my mom spanked my butt frequently and put soap in my mouth when I used foul (or wildly disrespectful) language, and I think it was just what was needed and I think I turned out very well with no "issues".

"Roger, over!"