The fact that nobody asked a question like "Are you a doo doo head?" is a sure sign of the decline of our American society.

I think physics forgot how to him.

Being a Cowboys fan aside, that was the greatest catch I've ever seen.

He forgot how to physics.

Being a Giants fan, aside, that was the greatest catch I've ever seen.

RG3rd string

We are all witnesses.

8 games without pay

If Adrian Peterson was suspended without pay for failing to show remorse, shouldn't Roger Goodell receive the same sentence for the same reason?

Team Lesser Dick

I for one can't wait to pick up a copy of Bill's new book, Tuesdays With Moldy.

Like Jay Mariotti was hung up on his ex-girlfriend!

While an adult may have a number of options when confronted with abuse – to flee, to fight back, or to seek help from law enforcement – none of those options is realistically available to a four-year old child.

While an adult may have a number of options when confronted with abuse – to flee, to fight back, or to seek help from law enforcement

This behavior is appalling. Mr. Gronkowski must be the most violent tight end that the New England Patriots have ever had.

They're straps, man.

Imagine a conversation between Reggie Jackson and Ricky Henderson. Would that be in the sixth person or what?

Anyone who watches—in person—LSU face off vs Arkansas and doesn't believe in evolution is now engaging in willful ignorance.

That status should be of Arnie Fielkow and Tagliabue.