I sooo want one of these. I just want to be able to wink and nod to the boats I drive past in flood water. Its the complete opposite of my current dd, 94 miata.

One of the sexiest bodies made. Oh and that tach though!

He’s going to find a hill to wait for his stars to go back down to 0. Wait, am I still on Kotaku?

You say “big, dumb, loud, overpowered tire eater” like its a bad thing.

I was just talking about this. How in the 50's they imagined rockets landing like this. Then by the 80's we were like “that will never work, have them land like airplanes”. Then today...

Never has there been a more perfect use for a song. I wish I could star this many more times.

I had someone in front of me on the highway who did a panic stop (locked up the wheels) from 50mph to let someone in from a parking lot. I tapped her bumper and got out to make sure she was ok. She said “This is the 2nd time this week!” as if this is something the universe did to her. I’m not sure if she realized that…

Remember everyone... if you see something like this happen first make sure the victim is ok. Then be sure you laugh as loud as possible at the asshat who wrecked his car. Make sure they see you laughing and pointing and taking pictures. The only way this doesn’t happen again is if we humiliate them so much they will…

Both of those days would have been very fulfilling.

V8 is so boring. I want a straight 8. 2 Cosworth 4cyls mated together. Its possible but not easy. For a while the Aston Martin v12 was 2 Taurus v6s welded together. You could even see the weld marks if you looked in the engine bay. A straight 8 would be much more interesting and retro. Imagine 4 2barrel individual…

At least the gasoline makes the gear oil cleanup easier.

Can we stop calling him a “tuner” and just call him a body kit’er instead. All he does is slap some big fenders on a porsche and call it “tuned”. Its an insult to actual tuners who, you know, tune cars. Any idiot can put huge fenders on a car and call it a day. This car sounds like it was tuned but by someone who…

Actually you wouldnt get in trouble in some places for killing someone who stole your car. In Texas (where I am) you are allowed to use deadly force to protect your property. And remember, HE STOLE A POLICE CAR. Its not like its crazy to assume he will use the gun if he can to avoid being caught. Doing that he wasn’t…

No he definitely had a rifle and shotgun in the car. The “might” was whether or not he had released them and could use them. Considering he had just stolen a cop car I think its safe to say he was a danger to the cops and general public. They generally don’t like to wait until after he kills people to stop him.

They just need to raise the toll like all the other tolls roads in the area. Just raise it to $1.3 Billion per car and they just need a single car to drive to break even. This is apparently the thinking behind the other roads in the area. Some of which cost $1 to go past a single stoplight. To go the entire length…

They look like they are running a little rich.

Tell her she is correct. But technically you lose power with anything electrical you operate: lights, radio, turn signal. They all use power from the alternator which uses up additional mileage. Although you can safely say you will give up that 0.000000001 mpg for the comfort of having a fan on.

The Titanic may still hold the record for transatlantic crossing vertically. It did go from the top to the bottom very quickly.

yeah thats because I cant type. It as an 87. I apparently dont proof read my posts either. I should go pro!

This is a calendar we need to be making.