Luckily there is an article on the front page just now that has the perfect car for just such an occasion.... Donkervoort!

Thats identical to what I drove just out of high school. I miss that piece of shit.

As long as there is a top I am willing to drive this to work daily. It would be the best reply for my hipster coworkers when they ask what I drive. “Oh you have never heard of it”.

And under the hood, it's got a four-cylinder Cummins diesel which can pump out 250 horsepower and 600 (!!!!!!!!!!) pound-feet of torque.

NEVER LIFT BRO!

Almost, but handles better and is more fun to drive. Oh and the engine isnt a consumable.

You keep enjoying your drag racing camry, we will enjoy the Miata's.

You have some issues. I bet you drive a big jacked up truck to show what a tough guy you are.

It doesnt matter how slowly you get crushed, its still crushed. Would you say the same if the cop was shooting at the bike as long as it wasnt life threatening and just shooting at the tires or something?

They dont even have to change the name!

Were you out on a drive yesterday (saturday)? I saw one just like it out on my weekly hill country drive and noted to my wife that I had never seen one on the road IRL.

That would be a good plug-in or app. A GPS that finds the quickest route from whatever mapping software, then finds the opposite of that. Most direct but slowest roads maybe.

I'm not sure the weight penalty is that bad since it goes from iron block i-4 or v6 stock to aluminum v8

Damn those are good looking. My dad had one years ago. I forget how cool they look until I see one. Now if only the interior wasn't standard GM 80's shit. But yes, this car with a northstar or olds aurora v8 is amazing. Its a direct fit. From Front engine FWD to Rear engine RWD.

You are right. Its not like its one of the fastest track cars you can get this side of $100K or anything. Its so slow. And I bet everyone who drives one is gay.

They left out "but when shown the video claimed what he did wasn't dangerous, Brah"

I hate articles like this. The temptation is sooooooo strong. I have been thinking of finding a porsche to fix up. Something to be a project. The only thing I am missing is the money. So even though I hate them, keep bringing us these articles and one day it will be my time. Then I will do a build blog!

I am not one for naming cars....until now. Now I have a life's mission to get a Ferrari and name it Warren.

Which right are you referring to? You don't have the right to kill people just because you are stupid and a shitty driver.

Stupid bigot.