And you know what else? I cant go as fast while driving on the highway as the douche talking on his phone doing 45 because he is swerving and blocking me. So obviously driving while talking on the phone at 3/4 the speed limit is as fast as driving as fast as you can (behind a douche)!

Just admit that you admire him. You are just as much of a douche if you think its ok for him to drive around shooting a gun (even if its fake) out the window.

Actually its got 42% of its weight on the front. And it weighs 3200 lbs. It could do some major damage.

I was working on this boat with a buddy. They had just put in new teak floors and I was told I couldnt walk on it but I had to clean the rest of the interior. All I could think was, The Floor Is Lava! I had been preparing for this my whole life!

I'm sure you are right about Tolkien. We all know how he threw his books together in a weekend.

Its like instagram but shittier! Its just what the world needed, another app for morons to use to make their pics look cooler but really just makes them look like assholes.

I can't even understand what most of these are trying to say. I fear for our planets future knowing these are the douches who are going to be running things someday.

How do you "try" to leave facebook and fail? You are so unique because you don't want to use what those popular kids use. I bet you look amazing in your skinny jeans and ironic glasses.

You are assuming that the original "artist" had an idea. They don't, they just take pics of everything with a shitty filter and call it "art".

Hopefully to scrape that horrible paint off the beautiful stainless steel body.

How do you purchase a car to death?

How exactly are they "a straw..."? They should have been beige? Or are you more of a red color fan? I don't see how the color of the shoes has anything to do with anything other than getting attention for the brand which helps pay to get the athletes there in the first place.

I was gonna say that pic looked vaguely familar. Glad I wasnt the only one.

The Nazi army kills people and the US army kills people. Do we need to make it any clearer? They are identical.

I agree totally. And I believe they should mandate that all future badges have lolcats on them. And also we should shun the military because they are too obsessed with death. Cant they stop with all the guns and bombs and do something more constructive?

There's something missing from this list. Where is the Miata? Dont you remember the rule? All lists on Jalopnik must include a miata no matter how absurd it is.

Mr. Prosser: Do you know how much damage this bulldozer would sustain if I just let it roll over you? Arthur: How much? Mr. Prosser: None at all.

So you are reversing the old internet "stop liking things I dont like!" and turning it into "stop hating things I like". Stick with Car & Driver if you want to hear people saying how wonderful BMW's are. I hear they gave it best car of the year, best camper of the year, best airplane of the year, best 18 wheeler of…

So because you bought it for the quality that means everyone did? And the fact that you are comparing it to cheap pieces of shit cracks me up. BMW's are primarily a status symbol. Douches buy them to show off to their friends. The fact that they are well built doesnt change that. Just the way you said "sounds exactly…